Cause I'm telling you to >_>
ok, more seriously, it's a comedic take on the usual transmigrated female mc. The mc is originally from a post-apocalypic world with zombies. Humans there have evolved to have powers. Anywho, she dies, transmigrates into a female emperor (who is forced to pretend as a male so her mother and maternal grandfather can basically run the country). Unfortunately for them, the mc is freaking ridiculous.
This isn't the usual transmigrated female novel. For one thing, the mc is OP. She can talk to animals, heal people, and bring down a building with a single punch. She bullies anyone who tries to bully her into wanting to cough up blood and/or faint.
Also, there's sex. The mc is pretty cavalier about it all, after sex with the Male lead, she comforts him by saying: “Don’t let it weigh on your heart. It’s easy to get excited the first time, but it’ll last longer when you have more experience.”
Interactions between them are weird cause they're always thinking on different levels.
It's a short novel with only 384 chapters. There isn't too much redundancy and fluff.
As a last uh, measure of enticement, the MC is a master of the Dao of Brick. goes around cracking people on the head with a brick or chucking a chariot at them.
Also...it's cracks me up. Chapters rarely fail to make me chuckle.
This totally isn't cause I need more people to discuss the novel with cause I'm bored. Totally not cause of that.
There's a homo-interspecial cat who is like a fanboy for the male lead
Also what is it with people saying "sorry, female mc, I won't read." If you don't want to read, why do you feel like you owe me an apology? It's like you're admitting you're wrong.