Yup. Exactly as it sounds. You wouldnt think it if you knew me, but this is legit the first time ive ever been buzzed. My face feels numb, my sense of pain is dulled, sense of balance is off and it feel like im experiencing lag in real life. While im perfectly aware of all my actions im smiling for no reason and i hate it. Who is to blame? My brother. Obviously as some plot to get in my pants, the perv. Anyway im ready to be taken advantage of so which one of you disgusting degenerates what some of this action? ....Please be gentle
you know you want this bro. Don even tryna front. I know. Fuck. My fingers feel stiff. And why is my tongue so thick? And wide? Is that noamal?
im not that far gon. I just feel all tipsy and wanna take all my clothes off. But then again thats my usul stat so yeah dude i've have five flasses of fine and like two thingies of this alcoholis energy frink that tastes like grape soda and its awesome an d i love it.
You're buzzed and you're chatting with ppl on NU Hmmmmm.... Looks like that the day ain't far when NU will have more shit than reddit