A majestic elf in it's natural habitat
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0DvnOYZnlns&itct=CBAQpDAYBiITCMa_0sSnvNoCFQnrVQodDl0PFjIGcmVsbWZ1SKbovLXO69LXTw%3D%3D Apr 15, 2018
You from Scandinavian country right? Is it hot?
I hate when things are repetitive or boring xd
Ehh. Seems like I'm at my limit. Can't get it up for a conversation. See ya and hope you're having fun.
*fiddles tree in plain view*
I've been craving sweets lately but smh...evil man
Perhaps. Or, ooor, ooooor I'm actually a cake. Which makes your moral slander meaningless, as cakes have no soul. You on the other hand... Do you have what it takes to eat a sentient cake? Unlike my lesser kin I can scream. Really, really loud. Ha!
*stabs cake* i guess I have moral to not eat sentient cake but I think i could stab it
this is... so meta
Did you just imply that my idea of a "jolly good singsonging music track" lacks the vast amounts of ascended enlightenment inherent in a "jolly good singsoning music track"?
AYy didn't expect you still here neutrality
Sometimes I come here to check up on alerts.
Hmmm that's great *^*
Woah. Is that from a manga?
It's fan art of the Mythos. If I remember right. But definitely not Japan. There's not enough suspiciously phallic appendages for that.
happy new year
And a merry 2018.
Belated Merry Christmas, heavenly tribulation.
Right back atcha.
May your tribulations bring calamity~
And a merry Christmas to you too. May you become a hamster in truth.
Leaving your eggs in one basket leads to internal conflict. Once the chickens hatch they play a mean game of monopoly to divide their land.
Which is a basket with barely enough resources for a single chicken. The winner must them choose between starving with the rest or kicking out it's bretheren and hope they manage to survive. It is a sad life for chicken, as they are faced with moral dilemas on a daily basis.
Whoever bought me the roasted bird, come over here and face me if you dare, I, your granddaddy will show you the world beyond the well./`-_/
You're welcome, btw.
He's my male half. And that's why I'm special. I have a male and a female half
I thank thee you rotten chicken murderer.
*bait the duck*
Wait. Is that a roasted duck? Who would be so cruel as to torment me so!?
Where is the next episode of your last story, bear in a barrel? The narration was short and enjoyable
The bear shakes and shivers in eldritch patterns. The barrel sprouts wings, three pairs of jagged spider legs and a blue hat. The bear is retracted into itself as the barrel no longer has a need for bait. The barrel flies through the sunset and shredds apart an unfortunate canvas in the process. The screams accompanied the barrel as it emerges on the other side. The barrel is horrified by it's find.
There is not a single "The" here. How will it feed it's hat without them? Already it could feel a smoldering rage of a pissed off hat.
*-* duck horse
Duck on horse
On an unrelated note, a group of menacing seals in leather jackets are craddling their clubs and staring in your direction.
You are rushed by a pink blob with a maw that streches into time itself. How fast do you die?
Time would be hard to estimate without a reference. If the observer looks, then time would be short for the object being consumed, but the object being consumed would see time stretch to almost infinitely long. I guess the speed would of death would be at minimum .1 seconds.
The school shooter is trying to shoot us. Find a good place to duck and cover.
I knew we couldn't trust him. We need to gather the evidence and sue him. He can't compete with our stealthy subterfuge anyway.
Trick or treat~ *gives bait*
Corrapteod Diuck. Grimmer lust. Sanny lives in drake basememt.
@1st Tribulation Nothing.
Justabot. Ok. Bye.
@1st Tribulation Bye.
It is a duck.
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