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[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant] [Stigma], Male, from Learning Morse Code On The 466th Floor

Past 4am and I’m still not sleepy. Where are them sheep at? I need to start counting.. Jan 16, 2019 at 4:12 AM

    1. akki
      akki
      O Mo Tian Ji, Mo Tian Ji, wherefore art thou Mo Tian Ji?
    2. akki
      akki
      na na na na na na na na japtem!
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    3. akki
      akki
      I wish I was a slow reader.......sigh
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      3. raven
        raven
        and that's it next thing u see is u will be in a straight jacket and some room with lot of white bumps on it
        Jan 11, 2016
      4. akki
        akki
        Don't forget the little cups filled with pills. Yum!
        Jan 11, 2016
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      5. raven
        raven
        yea it make u Feel like.........i dunno???
        Jan 11, 2016
    4. akki
      akki
      How did I spend all my time before?
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      2. Risus
        Risus
        Eating, breathing, drinking, interacting...
        Jan 10, 2016
        little king likes this.
      3. raven
        raven
        flirting......
        Jan 11, 2016
    5. whosays25
      whosays25
      Hello to you. Welcome here in NUF. Don't be sane, okay?
      1. akki
        akki
        Sane? I tried that once, gave me a bad allergic reaction. Thnx for the welcome :)
        Jan 10, 2016
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      2. whosays25
        whosays25
        Haha~ you'll fit here just fine if that is the case. ^_^
        Jan 10, 2016
        Risus and akki like this.
    6. True.Sadist
      1. Zone Q11
        Zone Q11
        What a lonely post... Hello~!
        Feb 22, 2017
    7. Monkey D Luffy
      Monkey D Luffy
      Welcome to NUF my boy !
    8. akki
      akki
      hi everyone! thnx for all the past, present and, if there's any more after this post, future welcomes.
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      3. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        \o/ waiting til tmrw~ good night~
        Nov 20, 2016
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      4. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        g'night pukupyoo~♥
        Nov 20, 2016
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      5. akki
        akki
        Sleep well pyoo~ g'night
        Nov 20, 2016
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    9. little king
      little king
      Moshi Moshi Akki-chan!
      This king welcomes you personally to NUF Realm...
      Have Fun~
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      2. little king
        little king
        Seargent Tama and Agent Pochi welcomes you to NUF too!!! *claps claps* *throws confetti*

        Join them in their quest to find the missing Hamburg-sensei!
        For your first mission soldier!
        Here:Death March kara Hajimaru Isekai Kyusoukyoku (WN)

        PS: This is not a robot message.
        Jan 9, 2016
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      3. akki
        akki
        I'm actually reading this right now on my phone. hamburg sensei always makes me laugh. thnx for the welcome
        Jan 9, 2016
      4. little king
        little king
        *Eyes Open Wide then Shine* ヽ( ★ω★)ノ
        COMRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDEEEEEE!!!
        Jan 9, 2016
    10. Risus
      Risus
      You now exist in my plane of being, Mortal.
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      3. akki
        akki
        You haven't been calling people mortals lately. You should add that word to the above lol
        Jul 11, 2016
      4. Risus
        Risus
        I got bored of it after a while, though maybe I should start again. Go back to my roots~
        Jul 11, 2016
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      5. akki
        akki
        Haha nice
        Jul 11, 2016
    11. hayyan
      hayyan
      WELCOME TO NUF
      AND FEEL MY LOVE XD
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      3. hayyan
        hayyan
        Don't roam.You will feel cringe my friend.
        Jul 11, 2016
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      4. akki
        akki
        Who says I haven't already haha
        Jul 11, 2016
      5. hayyan
        hayyan
        Kek
        Jul 11, 2016
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    12. kraken296
      kraken296
      Welcome to nuf nee
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    13. raven
      raven
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      2. hayyan
        hayyan
        Thanks bro
        Jan 9, 2016
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    14. qzty
      qzty
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      3. qzty
        qzty
        Apr 7, 2017
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      4. Anon Ymous
        Anon Ymous
        .
        i am bored
        otterly bored so
        •_>
        Apr 7, 2017
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      5. Wobbly
        Wobbly
        Nov 9, 2017
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +365]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +365]

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