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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. DarcyNight
      DarcyNight
      Ask me a question~
      1. akki
        akki
        Done. But not sure if you answered~
        Dec 12, 2022
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      2. DarcyNight
        DarcyNight
        You did :) but I closed of my profile..
        Dec 13, 2022
    2. akki
      akki
      Day 4: Anyone want a holiday icon?
    3. akki
      akki
      Fucking dumb Argentina. If you lose the match it’ll be well deserved~
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      3. akki
        akki
        They were 2:0 up and then they let it get to 2:2 at full time. It went to extra time but I quit watching. Dunno what’s happened in extra time~
        Dec 9, 2022
      4. ReaderReader
        ReaderReader
        I see I don't know aht full time is but half time is the end right ?
        Dec 9, 2022
      5. akki
        akki
        They play 45 mins plus extra mins for stoppages, that’s half time. 15 min break and then another 45 mins plus extra for stoppages. That’s full time~
        Dec 9, 2022
    4. akki
      akki
      Day 3: Anyone want a holiday icon?
      1. Deleted member 314196
        Dec 8, 2022
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      2. Blitz
        Blitz
        O7
        Dec 8, 2022
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    5. akki
      akki
      Day 2: Anyone want a holiday icon?
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      2. Deleted member 314196
        Deleted member 314196
        Rich human, I seek the bells-nya
        Dec 7, 2022
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      3. akki
        akki
        Poor human, ya gna have to wait till the current one expires~
        Dec 8, 2022
    6. akki
      akki
      I felt like having tea today. I regret it. I did not enjoy it at all~
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    7. akki
      akki
      Day 1: Anyone want a holiday icon?
      1. ikhors
        ikhors
        σ(^○^) i do!
        Dec 6, 2022
      2. Deleted member 314196
        Deleted member 314196
        You may gift this great me with candy cane-nya
        Dec 7, 2022
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    8. ReaderReader
      ReaderReader
      Hello ! I'm here from the blob trust fund to incentivise you to donate to our fund ! We are trying to fund more blobs for the prosperity of NUF. We are currently advertising for the Black Friday! Please consider donating we work at a 100% satisfaction rate !

      WELCOME
      1. ReaderReader
        ReaderReader
        Dec 5, 2022
    9. Issis
      Issis
      *doodles on your cheek*
    10. ReaderReader
      ReaderReader
      Another coffee addicts *smh*
    11. GonZ555
      GonZ555
      *place 4 coffee*
      *sips*
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    12. akki
    13. Bad Storm
      Bad Storm
      What's higher in your coffee hierarchy, cold or hot coffee?
      1. Deleted member 314196
        Deleted member 314196
        Sweeten or black?
        Nov 28, 2022
      2. Blitz
        Blitz
        The answer is a salted caramel Latte
        Nov 28, 2022
      3. akki
        akki
        I prefer hot. Cold coffee is okay but it finishes too quick~
        Dec 3, 2022
    14. akki
      akki
      It’s weird when you have a dream within a dream~
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      2. akki
        akki
        Never had that. But I have had dreams where my asthma is bad and then I wake up tight chested with breathing difficulties. That’s not happened for a while though~
        Nov 28, 2022
      3. Emdie
        Emdie
        yikes, its good that it hasn't happened for a while. Similarly, I get anxiety attacks in a dream and wake up with one.
        Nov 28, 2022
      4. Xuefang1
        Xuefang1
        I've had just few days ago ....
        Dec 3, 2022
    15. akki
      akki
      I ate too much. I feel a food coma coming..
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      2. Deleted member 314196
        Deleted member 314196
        *gives you a cookie* Here have a cookie and feel better!
        Nov 27, 2022
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      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Same here.. i'm trying to fight off the food coma
        Nov 27, 2022
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      4. akki
        akki
        I gave in to the food coma~
        Nov 27, 2022
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    16. Esha07
      Esha07
      *offers akki fortune cookies*
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      2. Esha07
        Esha07
        Read it aloud what it says?
        Nov 26, 2022
      3. akki
        akki
        It’s says “I.O.U $100”. Oh sweet, pay up~
        Nov 27, 2022
      4. Esha07
        Esha07
        Sorry do I know you? *Walks away innocently*
        Nov 27, 2022
    17. hypersniper159
      hypersniper159
      Never make fun of a barista, they will roast you.
    18. ReaderReader
      ReaderReader
      Do you want an icon ?
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      2. ReaderReader
        ReaderReader
        As a member of the icon cult .. here's a cookie
        Nov 22, 2022
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      3. Has
        Has
        arigato cult member may your path be filled with icons along the way
        Nov 23, 2022
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      4. akki
        akki
        Sure, surprise me~
        Nov 23, 2022
    19. Raneday
      Raneday
      1. akki
        akki
        I’ve not seen Rika around for a while. You sure you haven’t kidnapped her already?
        Nov 21, 2022
      2. Raneday
        Raneday
        nah I'm looking for Rika too!
        Nov 22, 2022
    20. akki
      akki
      Day 25: Anyone want an icon?
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      3. ikhors
        ikhors
        *tilts head*
        Nov 20, 2022
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      4. _maffin19
        _maffin19
        *Giving pleased smile*
        Nov 20, 2022
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      5. akki
        akki
        I'll keep going until the Christmas icons are in the shop. Then start again from day 1~
        Nov 20, 2022
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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