Bakaturq
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Bakaturq

the background character, the ignored one, Male

R.I.P Rot In Purgatory? Mar 20, 2019 at 7:15 AM

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Viewing thread Daily Laughs~, Mar 20, 2019 at 1:20 PM
    1. Bakaturq
      Bakaturq
      R.I.P Rot In Purgatory?
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      3. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        Retirement income plan?
        The irony that your retirement plan is death
        Mar 20, 2019 at 7:20 AM
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      4. Potatoes
        Potatoes
        Rape in Public--*insta-killed*
        Mar 20, 2019 at 7:31 AM
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      5. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        Reel in pedos
        And lolicons too, shotacon meh
        Mar 20, 2019 at 7:42 AM
    2. Bakaturq
      Bakaturq
      Females have evolved from spending money shopping for clothes to spending money buying BL.
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      3. Nyan sempai
        Nyan sempai
        Why is your title so sad :(
        *Pat pat* Nyan noticed you ne?
        *Picks up the cat*
        Mar 18, 2019 at 5:06 PM
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      4. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        It's my character
        Years of experience.
        Mar 18, 2019 at 6:00 PM
      5. Potatoes
        Potatoes
        You have done your research well... *claps*
        Mar 18, 2019 at 11:59 PM
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    4. Bakaturq
      Bakaturq
      Why does the govt. install benches facing the road? Are they telling us to get high off the CO produced by vehicles?
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      2. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        Benches that gets wet during the rain due to no roof over it, compared to bustops that have roofs sheltering it from rain.
        Mar 11, 2019
      3. Kitsune Alea
        Kitsune Alea
        But dry when once the sun comes out~
        Mar 11, 2019
      4. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        Oh, so the bench is to get a suntan. I get it now. (o,o)b
        Mar 11, 2019
    5. Bakaturq
      Bakaturq
      You know hell is coming when you see a big pot filled 3/4 with thick slices of bittergourd. Time to think of emergency plan
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      2. akki
        akki
        That’s not hell. Hell would be if you were being hand fed that by a guy..
        Mar 9, 2019
      3. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        I'm a guy, feeding myself using my hand(and a spoon), is there much difference?
        Mar 9, 2019
      4. akki
        akki
        .......
        Mar 9, 2019
    6. Bakaturq
      Bakaturq
      wtf, watching gob slayer 1st ep and i knoe my laptop freezes alot, but it freeze at the part where the monk girl is spasm on ground naked...
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      2. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        lucky my bro is obsessed watching The Big Bang Theory and my parents are out, phew...
        *swipes sweat*
        Mar 9, 2019
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      3. R0
        R0
        Your laptop knows what you want
        Mar 9, 2019
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      4. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        How... i used private settings... *cough cough* i mean, how dare you!!
        Mar 9, 2019
    7. Bakaturq
      Bakaturq
      When you encounter a player who thinks he's good enough to not rely on cheat anymore, but seeing that he is gonna lose, can't resist using
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    8. Coler
      Coler
      Wow your mood isn’t just down, instead it’s gone down bellow the ground into the deepest fire of the underworld.
      *pats pats* *Gives cookies *
      Just rest a bit. Life has it’s ups and downs brother.
    9. Bakaturq
      Bakaturq
      Imagine if you sweep through your wet hair like a dog wagging it's tail to fasten the drying process, but end up dislodging a chunk instead
    10. Bakaturq
      Bakaturq
      Yin and yang in my bathroom. One side smells like pee and farts, the other side smells like soap
    11. Bakaturq
      Bakaturq
      When the school dentist tells you it's just blood from the germs on your gum...
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      3. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        Nah, i was picturing the dentist being careless and injuring the gum, then blaming it on the corpse of germs cuz i don't think germs produce red blood

        And i already lost enough blood on a regular basis brushing my teeth
        Feb 12, 2019
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      4. rilakkuma
        rilakkuma
        Isn't that Gingivitis then? (・・;)
        Feb 12, 2019
      5. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        No, surprisingly, the dentist say i brushed my teeth too diligently, cause my teeth at that time was mostly white without the natural slight yellow color. And asked me to brush more gently, as excessive brushing will wear down my teeth faster
        Feb 13, 2019
    12. Bakaturq
      Bakaturq
      Traffic jam because of a shopping mall? Ridiculous!!
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      2. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        ... @Potatoes my condolences... *pats shoulders*
        Feb 6, 2019
      3. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        @GinDole well, it happened at a bad timing, so i was pissed off. And it was my first time too... (o///o)
        Feb 6, 2019
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      4. Potatoes
        Potatoes
        To preceed traffic we have to be extra early... and that sucks...
        Feb 7, 2019
    13. Bakaturq
      Bakaturq
      Hello darkness my old friend...
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      2. Hotato
        Hotato
        Too bad, the darkness never thought of you as friend
        Feb 3, 2019
      3. Femme Fatale
        Femme Fatale
        Darkness is overrated.
        Raze it all to the ground.
        The tan is way better.
        XD
        Feb 3, 2019
      4. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        B... but, i can erase my presence in the darkness better (not)
        Feb 3, 2019
    14. Bakaturq
      Bakaturq
      Imagine an insect bite you get festering into a wound that resembles beehives cross-section
      1. Ruyue
        Ruyue
        ...Stahp
        Feb 2, 2019
      2. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        I really hate that the internet and photoshopping created trypophobia
        And YouTube showed me mango worms
        Feb 2, 2019
    15. Bakaturq
      Bakaturq
      Watched Kimi no Suizou wa tabetai and was expecting to follow the title. Boy was i disappointed
      1. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        Was expecting a romcom slice of life horror murder pancreas eating movie where the girl decides to eat the pancreas of the boy she likes in order to become healthy
        Feb 1, 2019
      2. Refan25
        Refan25
        Euhh...have hooman tried watching pupa?
        ₍₍ ◝(•̀ㅂ•́)◟ ⁾⁾ "It's good!" ╭(๑¯д¯๑)╮*averts eye contact*
        (´∇ノ`*)ノ
        Feb 1, 2019
      3. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        Yeah. Nothing like a starving girl that craves you
        Feb 1, 2019
    16. Bakaturq
      Bakaturq
      There was the padoru day, the bl day, the sleep day, the tony day etc.
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      2. Donutmindme
        Donutmindme
        Lol, Tony day~
        Jan 29, 2019
    17. Bakaturq
      Bakaturq
      Today is food gossip day.
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      2. GinDole
        GinDole
        Tell me your gossips.
        Jan 29, 2019
      3. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        lol, i mean people posting about the pros and cons of air frying chicken, my post about what i should eat, people talking about boiling water and such
        Jan 29, 2019
      4. GinDole
        GinDole
        I see. Pity...
        Jan 29, 2019
    18. Bakaturq
      Bakaturq
      Should i buy a $4.5 chicken cutlet, 3 bread for $3, or a $2 mcchicken that combines both bread and chicken?
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      2. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        I wish my neighbour is like the areas japanese students in manga go through, where they can buy piping hot food that students can afford on a daily basis.
        But my neighbourhood isn't. T-T
        Jan 29, 2019
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      3. Kitsune Alea
        Kitsune Alea
        There there
        Jan 29, 2019
      4. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        lmao, the chicken cutlet store is closed, there's a long q at mcdonalds, and i did some situps until my hunger went away...
        Jan 29, 2019
    19. Bakaturq
      Bakaturq
      Lmao, just saw a guy pick up what he thought was a free usable luggage bag, only to find out inside filled with rubbish, heavy and dusty
    20. Bakaturq
      Bakaturq
      Would i rather go to sleep with my hands smelling like food waste or washed underwear...
      1. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Dunno.. but i'd rather go with a detergent smell
        Jan 26, 2019
      2. Bakaturq
        Bakaturq
        I dunno, sometimes the smells just lingers and won't go away unless i take a good long bath...
        Jan 26, 2019
      3. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        I'd go to sleep with it smelling like detergent....
        Jan 27, 2019
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