Falhrus
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Falhrus

Avoiding enemies is hard work y'know?, Male, from Some random dimension somewhere

Ahhh, my dead profile page. I'm back. Canker sores are painful. Sep 11, 2018

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    1. lavender_drop
      lavender_drop
      Happy New Year ~
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      2. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Thank you~ And a Happy New Year to you as well~
        Dec 31, 2016
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    2. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      Merry Christmas~!
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      2. jojo_48
        jojo_48
        Merry Christmas! ( ^ - ^ )
        Dec 25, 2016
      3. Raneday
        Raneday
        Merry Christmas
        Dec 25, 2016
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      4. Deleted member 32451
        Deleted member 32451
        Merry Christmas Falh-kouhai-chan
        Dec 25, 2016
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    3. Miyuu
      Miyuu
      ༶・・ᗰદ૨૨ʏ ᘓમ૨ıડτന੨ડ・・༶⛄
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      2. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        @Miyuu Mm, thank you and Merry Christmas.
        Dec 22, 2016
    4. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      .... Damn it. Why does bread cost too much these days...
      1. Carm
        Carm
        Because..... economy
        Dec 15, 2016
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      2. CDLevit
        Dec 15, 2016
      3. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        ... Economy is indeed complicated.
        Dec 15, 2016
    5. Bloodyuuki
      Bloodyuuki
      ... I have to say this.. but what a beautiful avi..*mesmerized* and I see lots of snowflakes here! O♢O
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      3. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Ufufufufu. Thats because snowflakes and futons go well together~
        Dec 14, 2016
      4. Bloodyuuki
        Bloodyuuki
        What futons? O.o
        Dec 14, 2016
      5. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        ..... *pat pat* @Bloodyuuki I shall teach you sometime~ That or you can just search for it~
        Dec 14, 2016
    6. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      ❄❄❄❄Recently Fal has been interested in snowflakes. And Fal has realized that snowflakes and futons go very well together~❄❄❄❄
    7. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      *sigh* So tired. Being used as a pack mule is depressing...
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      2. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        *is drenched by cold water* *soaking wet* -*shivers* C-c-cooolldd...
        Dec 10, 2016
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      3. Sheepo
        Sheepo
        *pat pat* Poor fal...
        Everyone bullies you...
        Dec 10, 2016
      4. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        I'm not being bullied Q.Q
        Dec 10, 2016
    8. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      My life as a side character is being threatened. Drama keeps going to my doors... even though I am sure that I am a side character.
      1. Chinese MC
        Chinese MC
        I am the MC
        Dec 9, 2016
    9. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      *looks at gingerbread man symbol* *thinks* *gets depressed* *suddenly becomes happy* *gets depressed again* Thank you for the symbol...
      1. Chiaroscuro likes this.
      2. Clozdark
        Clozdark
        It's look like a cursing doll kekeke
        Dec 7, 2016
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      3. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        .... One more thing to worry about... orz
        Dec 7, 2016
      4. Clozdark
        Clozdark
        You already got cursed you know? By commented by nuf public enemy myself.
        Dec 7, 2016
    10. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      What to do for cons when hanging out with girls. When conversation switches to talk about handsome guys, make sure you have earphones.
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      2. Solus
        Solus
        *SCREAMED* XD
        Nov 28, 2016
    11. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      *sigh* Long hair is troublesome. Why do girls even sport hair that exceeds their shoulder level? *sigh* My Saturday's wasted...
      1. Jaded
        Jaded
        Why do girls sport long hair huh...
        Dunno.
        But I approve!!
        Nov 26, 2016
      2. Solus
        Solus
        Because it feels awesome when you styled it prettily and go out to show it off :v
        Other than that, it's pretty much useless , hot and a waste of shampoo
        Nov 26, 2016
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      3. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Yep, and its a waste of time and money. Mostly time.
        Nov 26, 2016
    12. Nefasdetestasti
      Nefasdetestasti
      Good morning ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶
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      3. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        I said 'contemplating'. This is me thinking of the worst-case scenario. Like Dad gets pissed and kicks me out of the house or something.
        Nov 25, 2016
      4. Nefasdetestasti
        Nov 25, 2016
      5. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Not 'wew'. It can really happen y'know?
        Nov 25, 2016
    13. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      ... Apparently, if you get a girlfriend at this age many will be happy for you but if you aced a test, all your classmates would curse you.
      1. Lovely and SoulZer0 like this.
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      3. SoulZer0
        SoulZer0
        @akki bros and friends are different
        Nov 22, 2016
      4. Asakura Ouryuu
        Asakura Ouryuu
        . . . . I never aced any of my test, because the teachers will say thatI cheated by "hacking" to their computer and look at the correct answer before the test. . .
        Nov 22, 2016
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      5. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        I dont have GF but my friend got one.
        Nov 23, 2016
    14. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      I wonder what snacks would be nice for an afternoon of listlessness~? Should it be sweet or not troublesome to eat~?
    15. The great metalunicorn
      The great metalunicorn
      I don't believe we met, so I apologize for my late greetings. I'm happy to meet you.
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      2. The great metalunicorn
        The great metalunicorn
        XD just realized I've been writing down the wrong circle, Judecca would be disappointed....
        Nov 18, 2016
      3. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Who's Judecca?
        Nov 20, 2016
      4. The great metalunicorn
        The great metalunicorn
        Judas the betrayer, he's who runs my part of the 9th circle.
        Nov 20, 2016
    16. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      ... Entrance exams are troublesome now that I think about it... especially the ones that need payment to register.
      1. You likes this.
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      3. Little Dragon
        Little Dragon
        Non-public school?
        Nov 11, 2016
      4. Daruda
        Daruda
        It isn't common here. You don't pay for entrance tests for schools.
        Nov 11, 2016
      5. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Its a private school @Little Dragon. Whether or not its normal, I still don't want to pay for something that will make my head hurt. @Daruda
        Nov 12, 2016
    17. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      I think that parades are dangerous. They make you excited when you participate in it but then make you deathly tired as time passes
      1. demonangelzero
        demonangelzero
        Same thing for parties.
        Nov 8, 2016
      2. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        I don't go to parties.
        Nov 8, 2016
      3. demonangelzero
        demonangelzero
        Me either. I am too much of boring person to hang out with.
        Nov 8, 2016
    18. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      Glass doors are mean. Doesn't give privacy and can't be slammed in rage. If it hits your toe, people would care more for the door than you.
      1. villain likes this.
      2. Lonelycity
        Lonelycity
        That's a nice thought there....
        Also if it's a Hollywood action movie,then it must get crushed into millions of shards...
        Nov 7, 2016
    19. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      ... Is it me or is everybody busy lately? *also busy*
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      2. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        DE reference: Lu Dongbin likes to play matchmaker. Also what's the bet?
        Nov 5, 2016
      3. Ophious
        Ophious
        The bet was if I can get a girlfriend in a week
        if I win.... I got a girlfriend
        If I lose I play cupid
        The outcome was decided from the start
        Nov 5, 2016
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      4. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        *pats @Ophious* It's not you, it's the world.
        Nov 5, 2016
    20. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      New avi for Halloween. Yay.
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      3. Infinity Sword
        Infinity Sword
        Hmm.. Is this fan art brother?
        Oct 30, 2016
      4. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Nope, just found this while searching for Halloween avi~
        Oct 30, 2016
      5. Infinity Sword
        Infinity Sword
        Hmmm... I see
        Oct 30, 2016
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Some random dimension somewhere
    Occupation:
    Conscripted Scholar
    * A NUF user who is rarely active these days
    * Currently some high rank that I don't remember in Forever Alone Sect
    * Probably still a bishop of the Cult of Pyoo
    * Affiliated to the Zeta Family
    * Accepts free praise
    * Lazy and probably dense
    * Still a teasing target I guess?
    * Sado-masochist (Switch)
    * Likes all manner of sleeping devices
    * Three inactive stories. Will write them if I have time lol
    * Can probably be seen on some Discord servers
    * Preferred weapon of choice: Enchanted Harisen (Wind)

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    “How come it seems like these two guys are playing chess? One of them knows he can’t outplay the other, but he still gives the impression that if he gets pissed off enough, he could just flip over the game board….”

    "“What a disgrace!” he fumed inwardly. “She’s obviously a cultivator! And yet she abandons all dignity to turn into a bug and look for some worthless medicinal plants! Is that the kind of thing a cultivator does!?!?” He truly felt that this young woman was completely shameless."

    -Meng Hao

    “Master, please look. This box… hmm, this computer is showing such filthy images! What is this race? Why do they have black skin? That’s still acceptable! The main point is, it is showing foreign men doing… is that a foreign woman as well? It’s too dirty! How could a lady commit such an adulterous actions! Why do these foreign men have such large p*nises… Never mind, let’s talk about the potential customer! Master, please have a look! This lady is watching these images which triggered her unbridled lust. Look at that flushed face, she even stretches her hand to… it’s completely shameful! Look at her wallow in self-abandoned and losing herself to her desires… Master, where are you going master?”

    -Tai Yinzi

    “Good!” Diwu Qing Rou gritted his teeth and praised, “I never realized that King level leader Jing is not only talented in leading Golden Horse Riders Department and martial arts, but your literary skill is so incredible as well! Your writing is so majestic; you wrote an IOU with such air! What a talent!”

    -Diwu Qing Rou

    “Whoa! This is the first time a girl asked for my number!”
    [You’re too pitiful to be rejoicing over that!]
    “I never rejoiced. I just received the rights to stand in front of other people confidently!”
    [That’s even more sad! Other people aren’t even aware of you anyway!]

    -Yu IlHan & Erta

    "I will kick your ass! I was just provoking you out of good intentions, and you... you... you acted so ruthlessly! I must say... I feel deeply hurt!"

    -Young Master Yu

    “Quickly pick your class and appearance! We should strive to be the first team to kill or be killed by a BOSS! Then we’ll rapidly rise in fame!”
    -Ye Cang

    “So what if I’m hiding behind a woman? This is a part of my capabilities. If you’re capable, find one to hide behind as well!”
    -Zhang Xuan
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    "The Dao is a journey that one has decided to walk. It is a manifestation of your decisions and thoughts. In the world, there are people wherever you go. In your world wherever you are, there is no one. In life, you will travel down a path. This path will lead to myriads of paths. Some paths will rise, some will sink. Some will converge, some will diverge. The path you trod will not intersect. For the path, you tread is apart from theirs. The Dao of Eternal Solitude is a solitary journey. A journey along an eternal path that shall not intersect."
    http://forum.novelupdates.com/threads/the-forever-alone-sect.6726/
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    "Revering the treasures bequeathed by heaven and now thrive on the earth for epochs to come."
    http://forum.novelupdates.com/threads/the-holy-trinity-sect.51858/
    Ladies and gentlemen. Greetings. Today I am here before you to share the wonders and glory of the most valuable and possibly the greatest treasure that the universe has offered to mankind. Yes, we all know what it is! Lolis! Not the little girls in reality but in the glorious two-dimensional world of anime! Yes! Lolis are the epitome of cuteness! There has been a theory that cuteness is the ultimate form of justice and ladies and gentlemen, that theory is correct. There is no falsehoods or any incorrectness in that. For lolis represent the utmost purity and innocence of humanity while also showcasing the feminine charm that has beguiled any and all things in the universe! Sadly this cannot be found within the real world. It can only be found in anime. But fear not! For we shall still be able to bask in the cleansing light of lolis as our brothers and sisters-in-arms work tirelessly to bring about an era wherein lolis will forever be the only truth! The only way of life!
    Ladies and gentlemen! A pleasant morning to you all. In light of my recent efforts on expounding on the glory and holiness of lolis, I have failed to share to you another of universe's greatest gifts that were handed over to us mere mortals. Yes, and they do not only exist within the legendary two-dimensional realm of anime but also in reality, although in few numbers as there are many fakes among these holy existences. They are what we call onee-sans! Yes! Older girls that exude utmost reliability as if you were in the embrace of gentle celestial angels and enticing maturity that leads you to a never-ending abyss of contemplative exploration! But do not think that they are seemingly omnipotent, my brothers and sisters! For such a thought is scandalous. These onee-sans do not lose in terms of cuteness to lolis! When you have been given, nay, bestowed the unearthly chance of grasping their weaknesses, which are not to be deemed as mistakes or errors in their existences, you shall see that onee-sans are adorable, charming and fragile creatures that deserve they utmost care and appreciation! Such incongruity might be confusing to some of you but it is that very incongruity that creates the sacred yet at the same time immoral legend of onee-sans! They too are also treasures that have been bequeathed to us all!
    Ladies and gentlemen. I am here before you all in this fine day to address another existence on par with the two previous heavenly treasures. They are called milfs! If any of you dare say that they are but manifestations of filthy immorality then you are absolutely correct! But at the same time you are laughably wrong! They are erotic, sexy and the very epitome of feminine and motherly charm! One may seek to find pleasure for themselves through them, to find comfort and warmth in their bosoms, to experience motherly and womanly love through them. Such is the reason why they are the immoral yet heavenly gifts of the universe!