Falhrus
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Falhrus

Avoiding enemies is hard work y'know?, Male, from Some random dimension somewhere

Ahhh, my dead profile page. I'm back. Canker sores are painful. Sep 11, 2018

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    1. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      I've been wondering for a while now... why is chocolate brown and vanilla white ...?
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      2. Nefasdetestasti
      3. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Learning something new everyday.
        Jul 6, 2016
      4. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Lol I was wrong.. it was from an orchid..
        Jul 6, 2016
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    2. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      I want cake!
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      2. akki
        akki
        Oh this should be interesting..
        Jul 5, 2016
      3. Cupcake Ninja
        Cupcake Ninja
        heh, its an eclair covered in chocolate. you want?
        Jul 5, 2016
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      4. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Yes... if only I can reach out to it T^T I really want to nibble something sweet.
        Jul 5, 2016
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    3. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      Imagine hunger, thirst and severe exhaustion hitting you like a truck... results is: Severe Fatigue and High Fever.
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      2. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        No need. I just need to sleep well. This will be the last time I stay up all night because of a nightmare.
        Jul 4, 2016
      3. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        Jul 4, 2016
      4. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        seems like no misfortune comes alone . . .
        Jul 4, 2016
    4. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      I woke up from a nightmare... need help T^T
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      2. Nargol
        Nargol
        The Lady's mercy and benevolence is infinite. She will always be there if you join the cult <3

        the alternative is me burying you alive beneath the altar. ;)
        Jul 3, 2016
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      3. Immoral_Disciple
        Immoral_Disciple
        Wait did yoi buried me after i join or before i join the sect?
        Jul 3, 2016
      4. Nargol
        Nargol
        @Immoral_Disciple if you do join, I wont bury you. And you can bask in the Lady's greatness forever.

        If you don't, I've got a shovel right here and we can get started. Just say the word!
        Jul 3, 2016
    5. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      I want to sleep but I can't. Can anyone solve this problem of mine?
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      2. Immoral_Disciple
        Immoral_Disciple
        Dont sleep, sleep only for week.. you can do many thing when you ar not sleep such ass stakling someone or waching next episode of fav anime..
        Jul 3, 2016
      3. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        ... I am not immortal like you guys, sorry.
        Jul 3, 2016
      4. regan
        regan
        Ask somebody knock you out
        Jul 3, 2016
    6. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      The feeling when you got your money back only to notice that its play money...
      1. ghostcat
        ghostcat
        it's a mix in between "how could i be so stupid" while doing the orz pose and "there is people that want me to set the world on fire" as you endure the killing intent that is starting to build...
        Jun 20, 2016
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      2. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        For me... well I froze for a few minutes before screaming hysterically and banging my head on the wall.
        Jun 20, 2016
    7. Nargol
    8. episod3ux
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      3. ABMAINA
        ABMAINA
        @episod3ux that dare where you made me and ryuu get shipped together was fun tho...
        Jun 16, 2016
      4. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        *mindblown*
        Jun 16, 2016
        Ophious, akki and Azuka like this.
      5. ABMAINA
    9. Ldyrdy
      Ldyrdy
      Nice title there...
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      2. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        Thanks
        Jun 11, 2016
    10. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      Is there any difference between being 'insane' and 'crazy'? If there is...
      1. asriu
        asriu
        first tier and second tier
        Jun 9, 2016
      2. akki
        akki
        There is.
        Jun 9, 2016
    11. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      OTL, orz
      1. asriu
        asriu
        ( ̄▽ ̄)旦
        Jun 8, 2016
    12. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      Contemplating... which is better? Chocolate or Vanilla?
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      2. episod3ux
      3. KuroOkami
        KuroOkami
        I cant understand... They are both catgirls ! So no need to choose, just take them both !
        May 2, 2016
      4. Blood_Karma
        Blood_Karma
        Chocola is much better...
        May 2, 2016
    13. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      Finding a novel to read... preferably one that touches the heartstrings.
      1. asriu
        asriu
        make a thread you get a lot
        Apr 23, 2016
      2. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        i want to but its a good challenge to try to find something on my own in the vast internet
        Apr 23, 2016
    14. Falhrus
      Falhrus
      Exploring
      1. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        From what manga/novel is your ava?
        Apr 11, 2016
      2. Falhrus
        Falhrus
        I think its Kamigorooshi... yeah I don't remember it all. Something like Seven Covenants.
        Apr 21, 2016
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Some random dimension somewhere
    Occupation:
    Conscripted Scholar
    * A NUF user who is rarely active these days
    * Currently some high rank that I don't remember in Forever Alone Sect
    * Probably still a bishop of the Cult of Pyoo
    * Affiliated to the Zeta Family
    * Accepts free praise
    * Lazy and probably dense
    * Still a teasing target I guess?
    * Sado-masochist (Switch)
    * Likes all manner of sleeping devices
    * Three inactive stories. Will write them if I have time lol
    * Can probably be seen on some Discord servers
    * Preferred weapon of choice: Enchanted Harisen (Wind)

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    “How come it seems like these two guys are playing chess? One of them knows he can’t outplay the other, but he still gives the impression that if he gets pissed off enough, he could just flip over the game board….”

    "“What a disgrace!” he fumed inwardly. “She’s obviously a cultivator! And yet she abandons all dignity to turn into a bug and look for some worthless medicinal plants! Is that the kind of thing a cultivator does!?!?” He truly felt that this young woman was completely shameless."

    -Meng Hao

    “Master, please look. This box… hmm, this computer is showing such filthy images! What is this race? Why do they have black skin? That’s still acceptable! The main point is, it is showing foreign men doing… is that a foreign woman as well? It’s too dirty! How could a lady commit such an adulterous actions! Why do these foreign men have such large p*nises… Never mind, let’s talk about the potential customer! Master, please have a look! This lady is watching these images which triggered her unbridled lust. Look at that flushed face, she even stretches her hand to… it’s completely shameful! Look at her wallow in self-abandoned and losing herself to her desires… Master, where are you going master?”

    -Tai Yinzi

    “Good!” Diwu Qing Rou gritted his teeth and praised, “I never realized that King level leader Jing is not only talented in leading Golden Horse Riders Department and martial arts, but your literary skill is so incredible as well! Your writing is so majestic; you wrote an IOU with such air! What a talent!”

    -Diwu Qing Rou

    “Whoa! This is the first time a girl asked for my number!”
    [You’re too pitiful to be rejoicing over that!]
    “I never rejoiced. I just received the rights to stand in front of other people confidently!”
    [That’s even more sad! Other people aren’t even aware of you anyway!]

    -Yu IlHan & Erta

    "I will kick your ass! I was just provoking you out of good intentions, and you... you... you acted so ruthlessly! I must say... I feel deeply hurt!"

    -Young Master Yu

    “Quickly pick your class and appearance! We should strive to be the first team to kill or be killed by a BOSS! Then we’ll rapidly rise in fame!”
    -Ye Cang

    “So what if I’m hiding behind a woman? This is a part of my capabilities. If you’re capable, find one to hide behind as well!”
    -Zhang Xuan
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    "The Dao is a journey that one has decided to walk. It is a manifestation of your decisions and thoughts. In the world, there are people wherever you go. In your world wherever you are, there is no one. In life, you will travel down a path. This path will lead to myriads of paths. Some paths will rise, some will sink. Some will converge, some will diverge. The path you trod will not intersect. For the path, you tread is apart from theirs. The Dao of Eternal Solitude is a solitary journey. A journey along an eternal path that shall not intersect."
    http://forum.novelupdates.com/threads/the-forever-alone-sect.6726/
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    "Revering the treasures bequeathed by heaven and now thrive on the earth for epochs to come."
    http://forum.novelupdates.com/threads/the-holy-trinity-sect.51858/
    Ladies and gentlemen. Greetings. Today I am here before you to share the wonders and glory of the most valuable and possibly the greatest treasure that the universe has offered to mankind. Yes, we all know what it is! Lolis! Not the little girls in reality but in the glorious two-dimensional world of anime! Yes! Lolis are the epitome of cuteness! There has been a theory that cuteness is the ultimate form of justice and ladies and gentlemen, that theory is correct. There is no falsehoods or any incorrectness in that. For lolis represent the utmost purity and innocence of humanity while also showcasing the feminine charm that has beguiled any and all things in the universe! Sadly this cannot be found within the real world. It can only be found in anime. But fear not! For we shall still be able to bask in the cleansing light of lolis as our brothers and sisters-in-arms work tirelessly to bring about an era wherein lolis will forever be the only truth! The only way of life!
    Ladies and gentlemen! A pleasant morning to you all. In light of my recent efforts on expounding on the glory and holiness of lolis, I have failed to share to you another of universe's greatest gifts that were handed over to us mere mortals. Yes, and they do not only exist within the legendary two-dimensional realm of anime but also in reality, although in few numbers as there are many fakes among these holy existences. They are what we call onee-sans! Yes! Older girls that exude utmost reliability as if you were in the embrace of gentle celestial angels and enticing maturity that leads you to a never-ending abyss of contemplative exploration! But do not think that they are seemingly omnipotent, my brothers and sisters! For such a thought is scandalous. These onee-sans do not lose in terms of cuteness to lolis! When you have been given, nay, bestowed the unearthly chance of grasping their weaknesses, which are not to be deemed as mistakes or errors in their existences, you shall see that onee-sans are adorable, charming and fragile creatures that deserve they utmost care and appreciation! Such incongruity might be confusing to some of you but it is that very incongruity that creates the sacred yet at the same time immoral legend of onee-sans! They too are also treasures that have been bequeathed to us all!
    Ladies and gentlemen. I am here before you all in this fine day to address another existence on par with the two previous heavenly treasures. They are called milfs! If any of you dare say that they are but manifestations of filthy immorality then you are absolutely correct! But at the same time you are laughably wrong! They are erotic, sexy and the very epitome of feminine and motherly charm! One may seek to find pleasure for themselves through them, to find comfort and warmth in their bosoms, to experience motherly and womanly love through them. Such is the reason why they are the immoral yet heavenly gifts of the universe!