A person tweeted "60% of people like me around the globe believes that the earth is flat"...read that again.
Damn right dicks out fo- *sees @kookiedreamer * Hi, nothing weird asf going on here. Nope. Nothing at all.
Trick or treat smell my feet give me something good to eat if you don't i don't care i will pull down your underwear
You know you are an addict when you get gravity tales instead of google when you type g into address bar...
2 years ago i asked the girl of my dreams out yesterday i asked her to marry me...she said no both times...
be like OP who sends 600 emails sneaks into the window of anothers house rings the door bell 1000 times only a man with that much dedication is going to get a girl