Welcome to NUF~
welcome! enjoy your stay!
Welcome! To the land of existential nightmare! Where you could never guess whether yourself is real or just a brain in a jar!
On your left you can see the Imaginatron 2000, the machine that gives all the sensation that makes you think your life is real! On your right you can see the bathroom.
*wipes sweat* almost welcome it twice >.>
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