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The days are long, but the decades are short. Mar 22, 2021

    1. RTS
      RTS
      Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say.
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      2. Land of The Fallen
        Land of The Fallen
        :/ This is fine~
        But... This...
        ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
        The face looks retarded to me... :/
        Oct 13, 2017
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      3. HavekZero
        HavekZero
        Now why'd you go and have to be genuine like that?

        I contemplated just ending it with a :/ emoji but felt it wouldn't do this reply any justice hence this longwinded tottaly unneeded para of bs
        Oct 13, 2017
      4. Land of The Fallen
        Oct 13, 2017
    2. Ash
      Ash
      *Takes out Hentai manga* gimme your money
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      2. Skullie
        Skullie
        <.<
        PERVERT!!!!
        *runs away*
        Oct 13, 2017
      3. RTS
        RTS
        Hahaha, hentai doesn't interest me. Better luck next time.
        Oct 13, 2017
    3. Hallow Cause
      Hallow Cause
      *takes out a knife* gimme your money!
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      3. RTS
        RTS
        *trembles*
        T-take i-it.
        *hands over the money*
        Oct 13, 2017
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      4. Hallow Cause
        Hallow Cause
        Hrrmmm... *gives knife and mask* go rob some people too, poor pleb.
        Oct 13, 2017
      5. RTS
        RTS
        Thanks, I'm going to go on a robbing spree.
        Oct 13, 2017
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    4. RTS
      RTS
      My friend: Let's sneak into Uncle X's house. Me: Your idea is completely terrible... so what time shall we do it?
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    5. Deleted member 37987
      Deleted member 37987
      Real time scat.
      1. RTS
        RTS
        Oct 12, 2017
      2. Deleted member 36162
        Deleted member 36162
        .........
        I'm your friend ....
        Oct 12, 2017
      3. RTS
        RTS
        Yes, you are. That's why I cussed at her because I throught it was ya.
        Oct 12, 2017
    6. RTS
      RTS
      Ugh, I hate it when people text "Call me." I'm going to start calling people and as soon as they answer I'll say "text me," then hang up.
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      2. Evil Lee
        Evil Lee
        Comment me
        *leaves*
        Oct 12, 2017
      3. Land of The Fallen
        Land of The Fallen
        Damn... Sounds like a pain... I approve of your plan!

        Not that you need my approval
        *shrugs*
        Oct 12, 2017
    7. Land of The Fallen
      Land of The Fallen
      Here's an easy one~
      I am always following my brother. You can see him, but not me. However you can hear me, just not him.
      Who am I?
      1. RTS
        RTS
        I think you are thunder. Lightning is the brother. You can see lightning and can hear thunder.
        Oct 12, 2017
      2. Land of The Fallen
        Land of The Fallen
        Yup~
        Correct!
        Oct 12, 2017
    8. Ale Cole
      Ale Cole
      You take a matchbox, 2 crystal clear glasses (to drink water) and a pile of coins- cover the coins with one glass and then glace the other glass next to it.

      Place one match in the middle of the two glasses so it doesn't fall, supported by the two of them.

      How do you take out the coins without touching the match or making it fall?
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      3. Westeller
        Oct 12, 2017
      4. Westeller
        Westeller
        No free drink 4 u at this bar
        Oct 12, 2017
      5. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        FUUUUUU......... *kneels* sorry *rolls away*
        Oct 12, 2017
    9. RTS
      RTS
      Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.
      1. Notaborax
        Notaborax
        fuck you said the wifi signal back #relatable
        Oct 12, 2017
        Pyoo and HavekZero like this.
      2. Arcadia Blade
        Arcadia Blade
        Meh, i'll be the only one to NTR your wifi. -Said the Blackout.
        Oct 12, 2017
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      3. Notaborax
        Notaborax
        as the wifi signal is carressed by the blackout, they whisper together, "This is your life now"
        Oct 12, 2017
    10. Wobbly
      Wobbly
      What has a head and a tail but no body?
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      3. Wobbly
        Wobbly
        Nope
        Oct 11, 2017
      4. RTS
        RTS
        I know this is gonna be wrong, but still here goes my answer:
        It's a head and a tail stitched together.
        Oct 12, 2017
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      5. Wobbly
        Wobbly
        nope
        Oct 12, 2017
    11. RTS
      RTS
      In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
      1. jhagia
        jhagia
        Ahhahaha i feel you.
        Oct 11, 2017
      2. Can_you_kiss_me
        Oct 11, 2017
    12. Ale Cole
      Ale Cole
      I'm bored so here goes another one, easy this time- You look through a french window, but everything is fogged. You check your eyes and everything is fine. Then you try to clean the window with your hand but to no results. Why is it that is fogged then?
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      3. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        LOL the second one! CORRRECT!
        Oct 11, 2017
      4. RTS
        RTS
        Well, that was easy.
        Oct 11, 2017
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      5. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        yeah toldya it was XD kidna to make up for the blow on the face the previous was XD
        Oct 11, 2017
    13. Ale Cole
      Ale Cole
      wine bottles filled with liquid, if you empty them they release the liquid (water) in 10 seconds. That's a fact. So, your friend tell you he can do it in half of the time- and he does it. He emptied the bottle in 5 seconds- how did he do it?
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      3. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        Oct 11, 2017
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      4. RTS
        RTS
        I have no words.
        Oct 11, 2017
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      5. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        *shrugs*
        Oct 11, 2017
    14. Ale Cole
      Ale Cole
      Your friend gives you a book and he says you should feel it- when you try to read it you find out you can't. Why?
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      2. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        your friend told you "to feel it"
        Oct 11, 2017
      3. Land of The Fallen
        Land of The Fallen
        Feel the texture of the book~
        My friend could just be being random~
        Like smelling a book~
        Oct 11, 2017
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      4. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        ahahaha that's another shit altogether
        Oct 11, 2017
    15. Ale Cole
      Ale Cole
      when you unfold your arm it folds, when you fold your arm it unfolds- what is it?
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      2. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        simple sometimes is the hardest xD I'll think of one more elaborate for later
        Oct 11, 2017
      3. RTS
        RTS
        Lol, please do share some with me. It helps in alleviating my boredom.
        Oct 11, 2017
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      4. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        I'm bored af as well xD
        Oct 11, 2017
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    16. Hallow Cause
      Hallow Cause
      What goes after you but goes before you when it's vulnerable? (Shitty but original)
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      3. Hallow Cause
        Oct 11, 2017
      4. Land of The Fallen
        Land of The Fallen
        Nice. Even though I just saw it
        Oct 11, 2017
      5. RTS
        RTS
        Yeah, it's very creative.
        Oct 11, 2017
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    17. Skullie
      Skullie
      Damn u!!!
      That question is too long to even answer!!!!
      1. RTS
        RTS
        Then don't answer it.
        Oct 11, 2017
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    18. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      How would you describe yourself?
      1. RTS
        RTS
        Well, I think of myself as a realist, or to be more specific a pessimistic.
        Oct 11, 2017
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      2. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        Whats Paracosm?
        Oct 11, 2017
      3. RTS
        RTS
        It's a Greek word for a detailed imaginary world created inside one’s mind. This fantasy world may involve humans, animals, and things that exist in reality; or it may also contain entities that are entirely imaginary, alien, and otherworldly.
        Oct 11, 2017
    19. RTS
      RTS
      I never let my best friends get lonely... I keep disturbing them.
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      3. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        So.... that means you're disturbing? :'C XD jk jk
        Oct 11, 2017
      4. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        HEY SKULLIE!
        CATCH!
        *Throws a nuke at Skullie*
        Oct 11, 2017
      5. Skullie
        Skullie
        Huh?
        *turn around to see nuke coming right at my face*
        .....
        Oh Shi-
        *boom*
        Oct 11, 2017
    20. RTS
      RTS
      How many days in a row do you have to wear the same clothes until you’re legally a cartoon?
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      3. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        *nods nods*
        Oct 11, 2017
      4. Lhie
        Lhie
        How abt those with uniforms~? Cartoon too~?
        Oct 11, 2017
      5. RTS
        RTS
        Yeah, I think they could be considered as such.
        Oct 11, 2017
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    working hard on hardly working really is harder work than actually working hard.

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