Anyone ever wonder what you would post if you were a moderator here on NUF and needed to lock a thread? No? WELL NOW YOU ARE SO BAM. Anyways, I have a million ideas (NUF MODS MAY USE MY IDEAS) First Idea Comes From TMW: I shall use my True Upheaval Seal to seal this thread! *smashes thread maker in the head with a brick*
*waves fancy wand and doing mahou shoujo dance* "Lick lick lickity lick. I close this thread with a lick." BTW, if you use this, you're plagiarizing. I will sue you for infringing on my intellectual property for 5 million krone.
As posted long ago by the great and wonderful @Shio "No. Mine is totally normal. I only shout "lock" and use my key to unlock the power of my magical mod card." ~Shio 2016
I'll send that thread to space.... Edit: Actually i'll first play an audio clip for the countdown launch of Apollo 11 then launch it.
"This thread has been locked under orders from our Lord, @Satan. Any and all complaints to this shutdown may be posted on @Satan's profile page. Thank you!"
"I am the mod of my lock NUF is my body and threads is my blood I have created over a thousand posts Unknown to Tony Nor known to the Forums Have withstood pain to create many locks Yet those hands shall never unlock anything So, as I pray, Unlimited Thread Works"