Comments on Profile Post by Nom de Plume

*starts picking flowers for the grave*

Dig deeper and wider so i can take you with me

*plants flowers around it*

Actually, make it way wider so we can take @NZPIEFACE with us

*waters the flowers*

*Gets murdered*

*burns the @LivingCorpse *

Ashes to ashes.
Dust to dust.
Rest in @Pie - ces.

*covers the grave*

Why am I dragged in this thing?

Unsure. Cannot Computer.

*destroys all evidence*

So, is this the part where I should call the police?

Why the police? I'm visiting a grave.

*rips up some flowers*

See? I even brought flowers.

*big smile*