Comments on Profile Post by Wobbly

  1. lnv
    lnv
    Am I being robbed?
    Nov 4, 2017
  2. Wobbly
    Wobbly
    Well, depends. Will that get me the money?
    Nov 4, 2017
  3. lnv
    lnv
    It may get you like 1 nuffie and the police chasing after you...
    Nov 4, 2017
  4. Wobbly
    Wobbly
    What about begging?
    Nov 5, 2017
  5. lnv
    lnv
    Begging gets you 2 nuffies and still the police chasing you (after I claim you stole them)
    Nov 5, 2017
  6. Wobbly
    Wobbly
    What about twisting the laws of fate and getting you to ‘accidentally’ drop your wallet and me picking it up?
    Nov 5, 2017
  7. lnv
    lnv
    Oh, no problem. I'll take out the money, drop and empty wallet for you to pick up. And THEN call the police! Sounds good?
    Nov 5, 2017
  8. Wobbly
    Wobbly
    Hmmm . . . what about enthralling you with ‘Charm’ and having you present me the money?
    Nov 5, 2017
  9. lnv
    lnv
    As a devote servant of the cat gods, I'm immune to all charm effects. I mean what can beat a fuzzy meowing kitty?
    Nov 5, 2017
  10. Wobbly
    Wobbly
    Hmmm . . . I’ll trade this fuzzy wuzzy kitty cat for all your money aight? I’m on the losing side of the deal here . . .
    Nov 5, 2017
  11. lnv
    lnv
    I think you are mistaken about something. You don't own the fuzzy wuzzy kitty, fuzzy wuzzy kitty owns you! How can a mere mortal trade their master?
    Nov 5, 2017
  12. Wobbly
    Wobbly
    Well, I can recommend you to be a fellow slave . . .
    Nov 5, 2017
  13. lnv
    lnv
    I'm a servant of the cat gods, I serve all cats by default.
    Nov 5, 2017
  14. Wobbly
    Wobbly
    Then you should give me your money so I can present it as a tribute to the cat gods
    Nov 5, 2017
  15. lnv
    lnv
    You were about to offer up your cat god, it is pretty clear you lack faith and must be punished. That said, you are in luck since the cat gods are merciful, thus you will only get the minimum punishment, DEATH!
    Nov 6, 2017
  16. Wobbly
    Wobbly
    >.>
    I will haunt you till you gimme the moneyyyyyy
    Nov 6, 2017
  17. lnv
    lnv
    So I'll give you 1 nuffie, then call the ghost police.
    Nov 6, 2017
  18. Wobbly
    Wobbly
    The ghostbusters are too old to bother and the new ones suckkkk
    Nov 6, 2017
  19. lnv
    lnv
    No, I am talking about ghost police. They are made out of ghosts too.
    Nov 6, 2017
  20. Wobbly
    Wobbly
    Well, I’ll bribe them with the money!
    Nov 6, 2017
  21. lnv
    lnv
    Too late, I paid each of them 2 nuffies!
    Nov 6, 2017
  22. Wobbly
    Wobbly
    Oh noes!
    *calls ghost police chief*
    Uhm there’s a guy bribing your officers.
    Nov 6, 2017
  23. lnv
    lnv
    The ghost police chief is already bribed as well, plus you are a thief. No one is going to listen to a thief.
    Nov 6, 2017
  24. Wobbly
    Wobbly
    Hmmmmm
    *posses my corpse*
    I’m alive!
    Nov 6, 2017
  25. lnv
    lnv
    ... your corpse has been fed as cat food... so now you are poop...
    Nov 6, 2017
  26. Wobbly
    Wobbly
    Well, I’m here to bring you a shitty day!
    Nov 6, 2017
  27. lnv
    lnv
    I guess it's time to clear the litter box ha... *throws out all the shit*
    Nov 6, 2017