What about twisting the laws of fate and getting you to ‘accidentally’ drop your wallet and me picking it up?
Oh, no problem. I'll take out the money, drop and empty wallet for you to pick up. And THEN call the police! Sounds good?
As a devote servant of the cat gods, I'm immune to all charm effects. I mean what can beat a fuzzy meowing kitty?
Hmmm . . . I’ll trade this fuzzy wuzzy kitty cat for all your money aight? I’m on the losing side of the deal here . . .
I think you are mistaken about something. You don't own the fuzzy wuzzy kitty, fuzzy wuzzy kitty owns you! How can a mere mortal trade their master?
You were about to offer up your cat god, it is pretty clear you lack faith and must be punished. That said, you are in luck since the cat gods are merciful, thus you will only get the minimum punishment, DEATH!
The ghost police chief is already bribed as well, plus you are a thief. No one is going to listen to a thief.
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