Comments on Profile Post by EvilMc

Let it eat you.

Eat it.

cut your hair and find a job.

Ok i will be cool relax and ask if it want oral sex

Have fun.

He bit it off

Ah too bad. Did you bite his off too?

We never got that far after he bit it just like our relationship is falling apart I was looking online and accidentally a giant naked female snake came on and he think I am cheating him

One word. Unagi sushi. Okay, that's two words, but who cares?

You should cheat on him. He sounds like a dick.

You're cheating on a dick....that sounds oddly right.