Comments on Profile Post by Fossil

Huh? What stick? I have quite the collection. My step dad loves to carve them, after all. Tell me, which did you take? Actually, never mind. You can keep it. To be honest, I don't know what we need so many sticks for anyway. I'm sure you'll make better use of it.

That aside, I'm seriously doubting your squirrelhood.

You're stealing sticks. Are you sure you're not a dog?

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Not a dog but a beaver..
Justin beaver..

I’m a squirrel! Why else would I randomly steal stuff from you and terrorize you?

You've clearly never had a dog before.

Oh, I have. But mine doesn't go after those kinds of sticks.

*shivers*

Throughout my entire life in school, there's been this one girl named Palos, so we kept calling her sticks, because that's what it's translated to.

@Fossil = Palos?

No, it's Palos = Sticks

@Fossil = Erectile Disfunction

Oioioi. Are you sure you're not the with ED and that's why you have 6,000+ doujins? Because you're searching for one that'll get it up?

Nah, it's cause I really had nothing to do during the 2nd and 3rd year of middle school.

As well as summer break.

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@911

@Police Officer

@Loli_Officer

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Westy, can I report him for lewding himself too much?

@Tony can Fossil stop being a loli?

Correction, I'm a reverse trap.

Oh, then can I get @Enigma here and deal with him?

Too famous due to the spam post. He'll never get banned.

I see, then can I get @Ai chan here and molest this reverse trap, I'll recommend you some trap porn later.

Reverse traps are perfectly fine. It's the regular ones that bother me.

Male traps is the new #BestGirls

@HELL NO.

@yesh01

Oh, I found something @Osamaru may like.

@YES Loli NO Touch

@SquadCammander354 what ?

......nothing, except Osamaru being a rumored lolicon.

Osamaru, what a fearful uncle . . . *Trembling*