Comments on Profile Post by SpearOfLies

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Angela!

Welcome to Lobotomy Corporation. You seem to know me. Are you a new employer?

Oh, my apologies. It seems there has been a misunderstanding. While I have indeed applied myself to be an employer, I have yet to have been accepted to Lobotomy Corporation. Allow me to introduce myself: My name is Zone Graham Key. I am pleased to make your acquaintance.

Oh my. Let me instantly accept you. We are always so understaffed because some "incidents". We always welcome enthusiastic newbies.

*takes out a paper*

Just sign this contract and you can join to the Lobotomy Corporation.

Signed!
*signs paper*

Now that you give up your human right, there is some section that you prefer to work?

Hm... Yup! The paperwork section.

We don't have the paperwork section.

Then, what major sections are there and how does this corporation manage to exist without any paperworks?

@Zone Q11 they probably don't use paper and have an AI do the work, online, maybe, im not to sure, im probably wrong.

Control team, information team, training team, security team, central command team, welfare team, disciplinary team, record team, extraction team, and architecture team.

We have paperwork but we don't have a section that only deals with paperwork.

@Ruyue Paperwork can be done without the need of paper. It's just before the invention of the computer, it was all deal with paper and it was troublesome.

I see. Well then, I would like to sign myself up for the record team.

By the way, what is the difference between the training team and the disciplinary team?

And by information team, do you mean that they have to acquire information from other corporations or do they gain information from their research?

Also, what is the difference between central command team and control team?

Very well. We appreciate enthusiastic newbie that want to try one of the hardest sector.

Training team learn how to be friendly with anomalies, disciplinary team learn how fighting anomalies.

Information team provide data about anomalies.

Control team make sure other team's employees work properly. Central command care that anomalies doesn't go out of control.

Every team are still need to physically deal with anomalies, but only control team care that employers don't die.

Humu humu... I see. Hm? Why is the record team one of the hardest sectors? -ah, and you haven't answered the information team's question by the way: How do they acquire those informations? Self-research or stealing other corporations' research?

We keep the strongest anomaly here to defend our system You are either a veteran to survive there or a fool that try to die.

There are other companies?

...hold up. What is your definition of "recording"?

I thought there would be? Why wouldn't there be more corporations who study the nature of the anomalies?

That section have the record of everything that happen in the company.

Study. What a funny word.

...in that case I still don't understand how this is one of the hardest sectors at all.

Because there are the nastiest anomaly there.

...I still don't see the connections.

There is no connection. We just keep them there.

...I mean, I still don't see why the record team is the hardest team.

Record section is one of the hardest section.

...do you mean mentally?

*assign you to melting love room*
http://lobotomycorp.wikia.com/wiki/Melting_Love

...I still don't see the problem/connection.