I'm sorry, ma'am, but the Bank of @Arcturus does not allow withdrawals of any kind, so I'm not able to provide you with funds from the branch's account. I understand this may be inconvenient, and I offer the sincerest apologies on behalf of the Bank. Please, allow me to compensate you by doubling the interest rate on your account.
It's not a withdrawal, I'm merely requesting for an inter-bank transfer of funds.
And I would not have you disparage the Bank of @Arcturus name. We do allow withdrawals, just only through the main branch location. Which may or may not exist.
Ma'am, I'm telling you that I cannot withdraw funds from one account to transfer them to another. The Bank's policy is very clear. If you must insist, I can only redirect you to our main branch.
A withdrawal of that money is simply not possible, no matter how you or your lawyers phrase it. Please trust me, ma'am; we have the world's best legal team on hand to ensure the absolute safety of your funds.
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