Ummm well do you know how your mommy and daddy always disappear at night and always makes strange cat noises, that comes from their room?
..... I thought you meant actual seamen. You know, the ones that battle the seas. Smh. I'm starting to understand you Charles. More and more.
Anyway your mother and father disappear every night because there is a portal to their ship that appears every night. The cat noises and the bed shaking noises are actually them fighting the kraken and other sea monsters.
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