Comments on Profile Post by Femme Fatale

Nope, currently vacant and looks sadly abandoned....

That's what I thought...

*climbs into your head and plants a flag*

I'm occupying space in your head until further notice from management.

Sure, it's kind of cramped and smells of burnt over worked brain, but feel free! It's not like I've been using it for anything worthwhile lately xD

Don't mind me then!

*you hear noises of some aggressive cleaning.*

*tosses out an old rubber chicken with no squeaker*

.....

Hope you brought some C4, there's some rather crusty stuff in the corners that will be hard to dig out unless extreme measures are taken.

The Grand Punith will be sad I'm sure..

*uses the heel of her stilettos to poke at one of those crusty corners for confirmation.*

Crikey, Mate!

This is a job for spray and walk away!

Lmao... any now you know why its there... I started cleaning, and got frustrated with how stubborn it was being. So tried covering it in something to dissolve it over time.... and seems to have only made it more resilient.

*tosses a can out with many echoes*

Why do you have a hula hoop in here?, I ask; my voice sounds far away.

Lmao! Thought you were cleaning up, not making more clutter xD

....
Huh, thought those all got turned into greenhouses.

Umm.....I found a set of unmentionables. O.O

*coughs*

The fuzzy cuffs are not mine I swear.....

Is that what they are? o.O

As for any women's underwear or bras, I can only say there were left behind by forgetful gals xD they get washed and returned if I remember the owners, or tossed if there is any questions... they get a little upset when you hand them someone else's undergarments for some reason xD

So clue, if it's that indefinable they go in the circular filing cabinet by the fridge.

*is especially happy she wore gloves before entering your head*

*Remembers she's up to date with her shots*

*pokes at a mound of something with her stiletto*

It moved.

O.O

*offers a clean full hazmat suit*
Not saying you need it, just saying even I dont know what you'll find in there....

If it moves, I would just douse it in petrol and flick lite matches at it till it's a roaring fire. No sense it taking a risk as there's no much worth saving around these parts.

Oh Honey, I'm just exploring for the moment...looking at this and that....I will get my minions in at some stage to clean and decorate in here to my specifications. >.<

There is just so much space!

O.O

It's just me in here for now. >.<

Yeah I've always tried to remain as empty headed as possible, less expectations that way. Btw, have at, it's been a while since anyone's cared enough to clean in there... lots of cobwebs, dust, and dead flies around the windows.

*steps on something squishy*

.......
Ummmm....
Shouldn't be anything squishy up there....
Might be a good time to run...
Less chance of ending up in a B rated horror flick.

It looks like an old banana... o.O

*pokes at it with a stick she found*

It's about five inches long.... *blinks*

O.o must be a slug, because I dont eat bananas. Now if it was a fruit in the shape of a sphere I would u understand. But bananas just taste odd to me.

What about an eggplant?

.....
Strike two...
Gaged the last time I tried fried eggplant.

There would be a higher chance of finding a cucumber, though those don't last long enough to rot.

*chuckles at your scientific comparison of all long, tube-like vegetables.*

Maybe it's a cob without corn?

*looks at the offending vegetable with a doubtful pout*

Corn on the cob is best when wrapping in tinfoil with a generous slab of butter, before they are thrown into the campfire. So should be safe from then unless you find a firepit... which begs the question. Who's been building firepits in my head? (Though guess that answers the burnt smell somewhat)