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*fire doggo is drinking at pub and not here atm, please leave a message after the beep*


《BEEP》

*noms the orange*

*spontaneously sheds peel and flees*

*remotes in and finds fleeing orange*
*computer translates doggo:

"Ya want sumthin'?"

*using orange-telepathy*
"Feel the wrath of all my snacks and house you burned!...But mostly the snacks!"
*Unleashes Hundred Rending Oranges*

*barks loudly*:

"Mannn, I came all da way back for dis kinda sh*t. I'm outta here."

*drone flies away*