You don't have to redact all of it @Cupcake Ninja. I was awake when you and I fought and you limped away with a missing [witheld]. But don't worry, I won't tell. ;-)
I see... So @Cupcake Ninja and @J-Mitch once fighting on top of the bed with their [REDACTED], did @Cupcake Ninja thrust his [REDACTED] into @J-Mitch's [REDACTED]? Or is it the other way around?
Well, obviously @Cupcake Ninja's mind is scrambled and is too embarrassed to speak of how I [Deleted] his [witheld] and he bled all over, before the dogs came and [Eyes closed] him in the [Oh don't say it, please]. And a giant came along and [Dear Go... No!]. It was so tragic he [...]. Well, that's why he's like that today.
Yup, I'm into guro and so I had you cut my back with your long nails as I plowed you, but everything else? I will have you know that I never raped that giant, she came onto me.
And that last part, yup, I am a bit wiser now. I won't be doing that again. I already have five bastard children...
*Sage (title) became one with the land... the wood... the roof*
What do you expect for trying to plow a roof? My nails fell out and just happen to hit your back. Plows are not meant for wood, they are meant for the field.
You are lucky it was just nails and some white clumpy dust that fell on your back and not my entire person.
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