*Casts a Shrink Spell on Clay*
*Puts Clay in the shoe box*
*Uses a Pencil and Pokes a few air holes in it*
Alright Class! Your new pet has arrived! His name is Clay and you will take care of him from now on!
*Opens the box and Clay is now a guinea pig*
*jumps out of the box and bites the Fox*
Ur evil!!!
*uses lolification spell on the Fox*
....
*nothing changes*
Hm... seems like u have been a loli from the start
I guess I also need to heal ur loliness but before that: Loli Loli Loli Loli Loli Loli Loli Loli Loli Loli
*Neuters the Guinea Pigs Magical Power*
Now off to the class room you go Little Clay! And don't bite the children! Children tend to cry "Wa Wa!", but Adults tend to cry "Euthanize it!" when that happens.
*Sends Clay away to meet the kids who will no doubt feed him enough treats to make him sick*
*Steps on the Bananna and just walks over it*
That only works in cartoons unfortunately. Tested by mythbusters. Plausible, but unlikely. Human reaction and balance is just too good.
*swim to the sunken ship looking for nuffies*
*sadly found none*
ahhhh! *looks at twilight*
*swims and jump out of the bowl*
Im not a fish!!
*bite twilight*
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