Comments on Profile Post by in_awe

DON'T YOU JOIN IN TOO
I feel like my home is getting over-equipped with WMDs.

*stares too*

You are safe with me @jbturkle , I'll remove your fruit coverings with my own soft, delicate hands. ^.^

I think I need some new locks on my doors...

Pfft *pats the banana*

.....Well, I'm a student collecting data and business statistics on kitchen tools. Today I'm trying to research banana cutters. Please allow me to start

@jbturkle their hands are magic, you ain't going nowhere!

nopenopenopenopenope
I don't know what kind of class you're taking, but it sounds dangerous to me

Eh?! You've turned on your senpai, booger?!

Is orange banana cutter nicer or is yellow? What color would you prefer before you die?

Orange. It wouldn't do to die with so much yellow.

I use my fingers for art... But fruit cuttting is art. Should I learn that now?? HihihhehehehahaHHAHAHA >: 3

...is this because I called myself senpai? I'M SORRY YOU'RE THE SENPAI. FORGIVE MEEEE

Hmmmm, *takes out 4 knives*

O.O So many blades for tender fruit. O.O

I still want to learn fruit cutting though.. Ehe :3

@Femme Fatale special treatment for a special fruit. <3

I am biding my time...tenderising and sweetening...until the opportune moment. >_>

T^T
This is not the kind of attention I'd hoped to attract

Oh? what kind of attention do you wanta/

The kind that doesn't end in me dying in various painful ways

You could write a story about this. ^.^

About me dying, or me searching for the good sort of attention?

Both? ^.^

I'll title it "The Long and Painful Search for 911"

"911 ways to enjoy a banana"

That'd either be a book of misfortune, or a very long, ingredient-specific cookbook.

But you can enjoy bananas in art and gardening. lols

Huh. I guess prolonged exposure to NUF made me forget that bananas have other uses than food.