Comments on Profile Post by Gandire Alea

*boom* Thank goodness I was wearing a lightning immunity amulet.

The lightning Is actually a teleportation spell~

I'm lost now, but I'm always lost. Let's go this direction. *heads in a random direction*

Fufufu~
You got teleported, but only you. Nothing that was on your person teleported with you. That all got left behind~

Huh, I wandered into an abandoned mall, which contains my uniform and also has electronic devices. Unfortunately, I don't have money on me. I'll leave an IOU instead. *takes clothes and laptop*

Security drones activate. They cling to your body, but don’t impede your movement much. They are just super heavy, it’s kinda like wearing heavy armor. They also beep every 7 steps.

*Security drones break and drop onto the ground* What's with technology nowadays? They don't ever work as expected. *wanders in a random direction*

Security drones report their success before losing all power. Once you are in the middle of a public area, you emit a green gas from your skin nd start to smell like a skunk.

*sniffs self* Eh, could be worse. *wanders in a random direction*

Everyone runs away from, screaming in terror

Though I am hurt, I know that it is I who have inflicted this pain upon myself. On the bright side, I found a meme. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orbjuMHZ4k4&feature=youtu.be

In soviet union russia, memes find you~