Comments on Profile Post by Osamaru

*Eats Osamaru eating potato* (If you've ever heard of man-eating plants, I am called a man-eating potato) didn't see the plot reversal comin, did you? Ψ(｀∀´#)ﾉ

_(꒪Δ꒪」∠)_... it was a trap! Someone help!

Resistance is futile Osomaru, come rest quietly in my belly (I have cookies inside) MUAHAHAHHAAH

Cookies? |ω･`) *has already been eaten once today* *does not want to be eaten again* But cookies... ( ･᷄ὢ･᷅ )

QAQ *gurgles*

My daughter is already a "Man-Eater" *racks my shotgun*

You'll see Papa in 15-30 years if I have a good lawyer ;-;

QAQ The Potato is the Pickle's Daughter?! It all makes sense now.

WAIT! GASP! Does that mean this is @Hotato's Sister?!

Sees Melodious Nocturne. *shrugs shoulders* might as well eat a nearby person. *swallows Melodious Nocturne too* Papa, don't worry, as long as no evidence is left behind.. ಠ ͜ʖಠ who will ever notice? Yes. Everyday @Hotato gushes inside about how cute his imouto is and fetishizes me, promising to give me the entire world.

QωQ he-help...

Dear Lord, what have I walked into here?

Sssh as long as you both stay as good bois, I'll make sure to take good care of you *leers and cackles evilly with thunder strike flashing in the background*

*runs away*

@Hotato i didnt know you had an imouto..

I got around back in the day, alot of potato fields were fertilized

Sowing the brine

I don't remember making any promises and fetishizing potato

(´；ω；｀)

Let me go, please!