Comments on Profile Post by Satan

*never snowed even once here*
*god damn mountains block the way*

Come here and I’ll fight you for the right over a bomb-ass winter! (ง •̀ _ •́)ง

Isn't that normal in hell?

Let me Greta Thunberg you. CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL! With that said, I'm sad it hasn't once gone below 15 degrees where I live, all those new winter clothes I bought, wasted! :')

*imagines a frozen potato*
( ಠ_ಠ) Good!

(|.O) *rolls in 007 style into your fridge* heheheh now I won't expire too quickly

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*doggo checks his fridge*
*decides to make some fries*
("ಠ_ರೃ) Now which potatoes should I use?

*gasps* noooooo!! leaps away in fear. doggos aren't even allowed to eat potatoes. We're toxic to you!! XDD

<_<
You aren't chocolate daughter.

*just thought about chocolate covered french fries*
Before I say anything else: the idea itself sounds delicious, but now for my main point; it also sounds like what America would do to replace Pocky.

My friend, Golden corral, you can chocolate fondue anything

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*brings out some tortillas*
*brings out some steak*
*brings out some socks*
( O.O)?
*puts socks back*
*brings out a potato*

chocolate covered potatoes?! You monster!! I'd understand if it was poutine. Heck, i don't even mind ice cream with fries but chocolate?! Blasphemy!!

<_< breaking character a bit, but Wendy's fries is killer dipped in their frosty

("QAQ) *cannot even begin to react to that level of disgusting heresy that is so blasphemous that perhaps even Satan himself would come up onto Earth just to remind God of what he's done to let humanity ruin themselves in it's current shambley form of hedonism*

*oh wait*