Comments on Profile Post by Bitty Kitty

*pats the kitty and adopts a grandfatherly look*
Back in my day, kittens would be out hunting down wild pickles.

blinks innocently and licks again.

purrs adorably.

One day. One day, you will be the ultimate weapon. I shall hone your skills, then meet an untimely demise at the hands of a masked pickle. You must then go on a crusade to hunt him down and take revenge.

But having done so, you will find your life to have become meaningless. I will then appear to you in a dream and urge you to seek out your own path. After you've already spent years doing this hunting nonsense, because I'm obviously too selfish to tell you beforehand.

Like, NANI?!
Why show your ugly mug after the revenge is done?
You had to wait this long?

|_o)

I'm not ranting. You're ranting.

Communist banana.

Bargain bin banana.

thinks BANANAS!