Comments on Profile Post by Femme Fatale

Compliment or threat?

It's always a compliment..... Did you know bananas are yum with bacon and pancakes...maple syrup just finishes off perfectly. ^.^

I'm more partial to blueberries myself. A little more acid and tartness to 'em rather than overwhelming sweetness.

That's cause you are a banana, which is the epitome of sweetness....you would need the little bit of tart in your diet. ^.^

Don't worry, I'm also, like, 30% salty and 15% bitter. So I won't taste any good.

I'm not worried....the bitter and salty just needs a bit of sugar or honey...Or I could just lt you go overripe...like I do for banana cakes or smoothies.

Overripe is dead. You want an old corpse?

Overripe is a banana's way to sweet nirvana... like those monks that meditate until they are mummified. *blinks*

Now I've spiraled into a contemplation of death, nirvana, and the afterlife. Thanks.

Your welcome...I mean, how about you hope into this blender and I take you for a bit of a spin to raise your spirits.

Nah, fast motion makes me feel sick. I'll pass~

Mr Banana you are just a tease. O.O

Naughty Banana.

:D
I'll have you know I'm more than just a tease. I'm also... uh, something? I don't know, it slips my mind right now.

Uh huh.