Comments on Profile Post by Enigma

*coughs out shrimp that was stuck in throat*
*cough cough* I was choking you idiot!!!!!

When in doubt, push him off a cliff and let him respawn~

DEATH ISNT ALWAYS THE ANSWER DAMN IT!!!!!

*sees ophi turning red this time*

*starts looking through the Manuel again*

You're correct, but it's a solid answer most of the time~

Eh you were choking? I thought you transformed into a human mood ring. Such a shame~

I think he did akki now he's green.....

Green huh. I see green could indicate romance. As expected of Ophi. He’s never not in harem mode~

He started turning green when you appeared tho..
*give ophi some water*

"You choke him, daddy. "

@Enigma I'm sad to say but I've already contacted the Ophious Manufacturing Plant before but they've said that there policy is:

No Return, No Refund

So we have to recycle then?

THERE'S ONLY ONE OF ME DAMN IT!!!!
ALSO DON'T JUST TREAT ME LIKE I'M SOME GARBAGE!!!!!

@Enigma yes we could but most of the Ophious are too damaged to be recycled

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN MOST OF THE OPHIOUS?!?!?!?!?!
THERE'S ONLY ONE ME DAMN IT!!!!!!!
I AIN'T LIKE OSAMARU WITH HIS CHEAP KNOCKOFFS!

@Osamaru ^

btw Enigma if you really need an Ophious rn but it has somehow broke
you could troubleshoot it by doing this:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/250367294729879554/509554765655703589/kick-in-the-groin.jpg

What do you think we do to your bodies after you die though? We need to clear the litter, yanno? Otherwise there would be no more cliffs in the world, there would be only dead Ophious seas~

I DON'T HAVE CHEAP KNOCK OFFS! ALL OF MY CLONES ARE PREMIUM GRADE AND FDA CERTIFIED!

YOU LITERALLY ORDERED THEM OFF AMAZON DAMN IT
LIKE HELL THEY'RE PREMIUM GRADE!!!

A++!

Ophi they're premium grade warehouse rejects~