Comments on Profile Post by Linley

Awww, what a cute dork.

You are?

Apparently I'm a dork because I used the word "divine" while explaining my favorite Bath and Body Works scent ._.

Dork.

NOOO!

Fine. Cute dork.

She wrong.
You're not a dork.
You're
A
Cute
Dork.
(quoted)

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You guys are terrible. Absolutely terrible.

How about adorable dork then?

Nu uh ;~; I'll only allow you to call me a dork in bed. Everywhere else is not allowed

Sounds hawt.

Hmm? Why does saying 'divine' make you a dork?

I'm not even sure ._.

I can imagine how you spoke that tho.
I'd totally agree you sounded like a dork.

But I wouldn't have said it to your face

I never sound like a dork ;~; it's not possible

Was it a girl or a guy who called you a dork

A girl whose my shopping buddy

I see why.
I can imagine how the scene played out.

Actually. I really don't think you can ._.

Uhh..... here's what I think happened
You called your girlfriend(not intimate kind of gf)
You guys chatted for a bit
Then you went shopping
You guys eventually went to Bath n Body Works
You guys were going down the lotion/shampoo/conditioner aisles
You guys were choosing which one was better
You talked about how your favorite one smelled "divine"

She called you a dork
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You went to the bathroom
You got on NUF
You made a new profile post saying, "Apparently I'm a cute dork ._. FML"

Ummm. Not even close ._.

Friends asks me what I want for my birthday.

I tell her I don't want anything.

She says she knows I like Bath and Body Works, and wants to know what scent I enjoy the most.

I told her my favorite scent was the scent of her riding me (it's a joke btw, I've never done anything with her. I respect her too much)

Pft I see you're not normal.
Btw Happy early Birthday.
P.S. : Can't believe you never said anything about your birthday

Then she says she remembers I had Maui scent in my car.

And I said "you need to smell that Maui scent, it's absolutely divine"

Then she called me a nerd

._.

Imma need to delete that. It's still a month away and I don't want anyone to remember it

Adorkable?

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