Comments on Profile Post by Gandire Alea

All the subjects of the Galactic Hamster Empire are willingly loyal to the cause of Hamster dominance over all intelligent life. This measly planet is not worth the involvement of more than 1 Hamster, but, as my status would suggest, the invasion nears

*offers you a peace offering*

My report shows that you do not possess the authority to negotiate as a representative of all intelligent life on Earth. If you are dissatisfied with this assessment, please contact the Galactic association of sapient life, and request a lawyer to represent your case before the Hamster tribunal

I am negotiating for myself. I represent only myself.

The Hamster culture welcomes intelligent lifeforms that accept our rule without a need for a military intervention. Your case will be passed to the Tribunal

Sounds like someone needs a True Chaos God here.

The Hamster ideology doesn't allow for religious organisations outside those with a permit by the Hamster Tribunal.

No worries about religious organization cause I am someone who rules over chaos. Gods are nothing but ants. I can smash them any time.
Mwahahaha!!

This majesty has no time for clinical cases