Comments on Profile Post by daisukenowaifu

Le gasp! I don't bully anyone!

Le gasp! But you happen to always bully me!

How? I think I have been pretty nice to you.

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XD

*pat pat* That was too serious right there~ *shakes you to loosen up*

That's the tactics of appearing as too serious to break the blaming game.

*flips table*


I am going -_-

Oh no. Looks like I have triggered daisy-chan. That's a first. :((

How come that sad face doesn't look sad at all??? -_-

It is sad. You just are not believing it.

*pulls your cheeks upward*
There~ now we can see your true emotions~

What's that supposed to represent? Smirking?

Yes~ of course, YOU of all people would know about it~

Do you think I enjoy teasing you? :((

Yes, I do.

I-


I am really going this time *flips all your tables* HMPHMMMMHDJSNSKAKMSMPHHHH

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XD looool I can't-

*pat pat* Life-kun, you are the best, when you aren't bullying me XD

uwu, that's right. I'm the best.

You can just bully me back, as revenge.

... I don't know how to bully back ;-; do you think I would be like this if I could?

I am a precious little pitiful kitten~ I am so cute and tiny uwu

Just get good, sillydaisy.

*pets the kitty*

*gets good* Now, cry!

*is petted* uwuuuu~

*pretends to cry*

*Sniffles my nose with daisydumdum's shirt*

.... -_-

Bully, pay up. Or get me a new shirt.

Are not both of these things same? Paying up or getting you a new shirt?

Or paying up relates to something else?

Paying up is less hassle: you just give money. Getting a new shirt requires you to get out of the house and find something that flaunts my beautiful me.

Also *blows my nose on your shirt*

So giving money is easy way out. And getting you a new shirt is kind of a gift. Indeed, more hassle.


Oh no, my shirt. Guess I will get my mom to wash it.

*tackles you* -_- get me a new shirt. I want a gift!!

*blows nose on your new shirt*

Alright, gimme your address. I'll send one in 5 years when I am not a broke ass college student.

*pinches cheek* awee, you cutie~ it's a gift! You should prawl all over the world to find and gift me! I am important!!!

I'm pretty sure I won't need to move outta my country to find the shirt to please you?

Are not you easygoing friendly neighbourhood dumdumy daisy-tan?

Maybe a shirt in your country can please me, but you gotta find me yourself! Hone your stalker skills!

I am... Though why does everyone call me "neighborhood Daisy" all the time? I wonder.

You want a hayyan to up his stalking skills? Did you forget he is epitome of laziness? I need your address on silver platter.

I don't know about anyone else, I will call you what i want.

Yesh. Life-kun should know about everyone's life after all~ or I will find you; address gimme~

...now you just sound like an overbearing ceo. Yes, sir, you may. What does "neighborhood" mean in the first place?

Everyone's life?! No please, that's too much information. I can give you the address whenever you want, but no one wanna come to Pakistan.


It is from Spider Man. Friendly neighbourhood Spider Man, means who is nice, easy going hero.

Tsk tsk. Thought the great Middleschooler would be better than this. I will come, if I can XD

Ahh, I am nice and easy-going~ >.< I knew I was the best after all~

Looks like you have inflated the image of Life-kun to extreme bounds. Sure, come over. I will make you a glass of Rooh Afza.

Yes, yes, nice, easy-going, dum-tan.

Need to inflate it to get my ways... >.>
Sure~ as long as it is not alcoholic XD

We really went by Daino to Daisy to just dum, huh? *sighs*

I don't drink alcohol. So you are good to go.

No, no, I'll call you daisy, daino, and other nicknames depending on the comment.

Haiya, a family friendly boy *pat pat* Good, good. Older sister approves.

I see, I will also call you bully, Life-kun and Middleschooler depending upon context.

Why did you join NUF?

Older sister...

Sure, sure, whatever floats your boat, Miss Daisy.

I was randomly browsing through reddit, and saw Tony making a post to promote NUF. I was just getting into novels, so I joined NUF. What about you?

I like being an older sister... Why you don't wanna be my younger brother? What blasphemy.

Water floats my boat, duh.

Ahh, that was 7 yrs ago? Can't imagine a cute, little Life-kun at all tho. I came here to read the CEO's Villainous Childhood Friend and to get a Chinese poem lol

I'm older than you, so you can't be my older sister.

Yeah, I was too dumb back then. I'm slightly better now. Now a days I don't read much web novels, just checking forum now and then.

... the laws of physics don't work for me...

XD *pat pat pat* Dumb people are cute~ oh~ busy busy lad XD sksk I came to read novels and now have no time to read because I waste all of it... ;-;

So you are saying you are cute, because I call you dumdum. The circle is completed, huh.

I'm not busy yet, I have just been taking it slow. I am reading a novel for the last month. 1400 chapters one.

-_- that's too good of a memory. Even I forgot all that... You forcefully completed the circle. So that means Life-kun finds me cute <3

Ah, the LoM one~

Yes, yes. Much cuteness, such adorableness.

Indeed, I am about 70% done with it. 400 chapters more. Then I will just go back to published books.