Comments on Profile Post by Deleted member 97520

Did you just break her knees or crick your fingers?

Both! I don't have a lengthy background in using my bare hands to crack someone's bones.

I mean, I do have a baseball bat. And you just could've shot her down with my AK-47 airsoft gun.

In fact, shoot her on the ass with it. It hurts a lot.

But you specifically told me to break her knees! I am very attentive to detail. Papercut are you sure we won't get jailed for this? We aren't using metaphors/flowery words to disguise our intentions

I once got tricked in an airsoft game. This dude called a stop to the 1v1 we were having bcuz he ran out of pellets. He even showed me his magazine!

Too bad he had one in the chamber and when I turned around to go to my designated starting zone so he could reload in peace and we could start again, he shot me in the ass.

Fricking hate that guy. Go break his legs next.

Ppl say break a leg to in day-to-day life, right? They'll just think I'm telling to go wish your sister good luck in paying me back, right?

But in fact, you'll be literally breaking her knees. It's genius, right? Right?!

Aye! If you ever catch the guy, you should also hold him captive until he pays you for the inconvenience

No no, you'll be the one to break his knees and getting his money for me.

I'm pretty sure he's a virgin, too, so you can bathe in his blood to get sum of that immortality and eternal youth in you, too.

Very much so. In fact, one popular idiom is "no pain, no gain". I don't think they specified that the one in pain and the one who gains should be the same person.

Ah yes, hypothetically, I WOULD be the one breaking his knees, getting the money and whatever that last part is..

That's funny. You're a genius, too.

Let's do stand-up together. I'll get the moolah and you'll get to choose your prey.

Yes, yes, HYPOTHETICALLY. You're so smart, so beautiful and you'll stay young forever.

Now, let's go HYPOTHETICALLY seduce some high schoolers and HYPOTHETICALLY steal their lunch moolah.

Sounds fair. I feel like the last part insinuates I am a vampire of some kind, I don't know why.

Yes, I also don't know why.

To infinite moolah and beyond!!

HYPOTHETICALLY, should we start a club [gang] to help? Volunteers, of course. (Volunteers won't get any profits)

Yeah!! HYPOTHETICAL infinite moolah!! and blood and the other things I'm getting!!

We can HYPOTHETICALLY recruit your sister/ATM after she recovers from her tragic falling down the stairs accident and breaking her knees and getting stung by a couple of bees on her ass.

HYPOTHETICAL blood and flesh, you mean?

That's such a great HYPOTHETICAL idea. Should hypothetically use her as the bait while we wait in some abandoned cabin in the woods.

Yes, it was a mistake on my part

A HYPOTHETICAL mistake, you mean?

Yes, you can be the HYPOTHETICAL High Priestess of our HYPOTHETICAL and totally legit religion.

Let's do some HYPOTHETICAL evil laughter.

HYPOTHETICALMWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHYPOTHETICAL.

I made a HYPOTHETICAL mistake again while admitting my HYPOTHETICAL mistake.. I am HYPOTHETICALLY sorry..

HYPOTHETICAL Yay! What does this HYPOTHETICALLY make you?

Yes! I shall indulge in some HYPOTHETICAL laughter

HYHYHYHYHYPOTHETICAL

I haven't decided on a HYPOTHETICAL evil cult leader's HYPOTHETICAL position name, yet.

Ooooohhh, I can be the HYPOTHETICAL ideas man!

Also, I like your HYPOTHETICAL evil laughter.

HYHYHYHYHYHYHYPOTHETICAL!!!

What's our HYPOTHETICAL cult name? I am personally leaning towards "Hypothetical Cult".

HYPOTHETICALLY, that is a good idea.

Your HYPOTHETICAL validation makes me happy.

HYHYHYHYHYHYHYHYPOTHETICAL!!!

@no preservatives allowed, my HYPOTHETICAL validation wasn't HYPOTHETICAL at all. It was all real... pardner.

Yes, our HYPOTHETICAL cult's name shall be HYPOTHETICAL Cult. Bcuz it's a legit religion, not a HYPOTHETICAL cult.

But it could also HYPOTHETICALLY be a cult.

HYHYHYHYHYPOTHETICAL!!!

*sheds tears of joy* Pardner..

ALL HAIL HYPOTHETICAL CULT!! *HYPOTHETICALLY kneels in front of HYPOTHETICAL altar HYPOTHETICALLY surrounded by HYPOTHETICAL blood and HYPOTHETICAL corpses*

HYPOTHETICALLY, wouldn't it be a HYPOTHETICAL cult because of the HYPOTHETICAL legit religion?

HYHYHYHYHYHYHYHYPOTHETICAL!!!

Wait what, I'm HYPOTHETICALLY confused.

HYHYHYHYPOTHETICAL?

Well you see, HYPOTHETICALLY, a HYPOTHETICAL cult worships a HYPOTHETICAL legit religion. So we are HYPOTHETICALLY both!

Who is/are our HYPOTHETICAL cult's HYPOTHETICAL god/s?

HYHYHYHYHYPOTHETICAL!!

Our HYPOTHETICAL Cult isn't a mere HYPOTHETICAL religion.

Ours is a HYPOTHETICAL way of HYPOTHETICAL life.

Also, we have gone HYPOTHETICALLY green by reducing the carbon footprint by HYPOTHETICALLY eating humans and bathing in HYPOTHETICAL virgin blood that is actually not HYPOTHETICAL bcuz it's HYPOTHETICALLY real virgin blood.

HYHYHYHYPOTHETICAL!!

So when will we start the HYPOTHETICAL recruitment of HYPOTHETICAL members for our HYPOTHETICAL cult?

We're HYPOTHETICALLY very environmentally conscious! We should HYPOTHETICALLY use this when HYPOTHETICALLY recruiting our HYPOTHETICAL members.

HYHYHYHYHYHYHYPOTHETICAL!!

Patience, young HYPOTHETICAL. We shall HYPOTHETICALLY start with your sister and bank account when she will recover from her HYPOTHETICALLY tragic accident... I mean from a real tragic accident.

We'll recruit her by any HYPOTHETICAL means necessary.

HYHYHYHYPOTHETICAL!!

Oh.. Then, let's camp here and wait for my sister to recover from her very, very real unplanned accident that happened accidentally.

Maybe we should start by HYPOTHETICALLY holding her at gunpoint?

HYHYHYHYHYPOTHETICAL!! (we should HYPOTHETICALLY add this to our HYPOTHETICAL cult slogan)

Yes, I'll HYPOTHETICALLY shoot her in the head with my airsoft AK-47 and it hurts very un-HYPOTHETICALLY. Then she doesn't have any HYPOTHETICAL choice but to join our HYPOTHETICAL cult pretending to be a HYPOTHETICAL religion that is actually a HYPOTHETICAL way of life.

Maybe we should make her a HYPOTHETICAL brochure?

HYHYHYHYHYPOTHETICAL!!

I think we HYPOTHETICALLY killed her.

That's HYPOTHETICALLY a good thing. Did this satiate your HYPOTHETICAL bloodlust of HYPOTHETICALNESS?

HYHYHYHYHYPOTHETICAL!!

But then who do we HYPOTHETICALLY recruit as our HYPOTHETICAL cult's HYPOTHETICAL lackey?

HYHYHYHYHYHYPOTHETICAL!!!

HYPOTHETICAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!!

I WILL BE AWAKE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFEEEE!!!!!!!

Ye, I saw your like and I'm still awake. It's 4.30am.

I'M STILL AWAKEEE!!! HYPOTHETICAAALLLL!!!!!

Are you okay, HYPOTHETICAL cult leader??
HYHYHYHYPOTHETICAL!!

I'm hungry. I want a Big Mac.

And a chocolate shake. And fries. And chicken nuggets.

I like chicken nuggets.

I doubt anything's open at 4:35am, maybe there's a 24/7

Naw, nothing is open bcuz it's the day after Christmas.

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I've got green pea soup, tuna in a can, pineapple slices and beans in a tomato sauce, tho. That's a meal, right? RIGHT?!?!

Yeah, I think so!

YEAH!!!

I also have ketchup, mustard, sweet chili sauce and tabasco! This is gunna be great!!

Oh yah, I'm still recommending putting sweet and slightly spicy mustard into your coffee.

I actually have to ask aboutbthis again, the coffee packets I have on hand are caramel latte flavored, will this affect it negatively?

I dunno? I just put my coffee powder into my machine, insert water, wait and boom, coffee.

I also recommend putting cocoa powder into your finished cup of coffee, I call it the poor man's latte.

Noted

I'm pretty sure it'll come cheaper in the long run to get one of those coffee drip machines than to keep buying coffee packets. You dump those into hot water and mix, right? There's a lot of machines and you can just buy a used one for super cheap. All you need are filters and coffee powder/grounds/whatever and you'll get hundreds of cups.