I noticed that everyday around morning, there's always a bird or two slamming their body on my window. why are you birds doing that?! do you know that meatbun is inside? but the curtain is almost always closed! so how do you birds know?! Oh and i just want to try using the pole function.
poll not pole? edit** i was also half expecting you to continue talking about the evils of veggies...
Maybe they're assassin birds that ready to strike you down. If you know the assassin creed franchise, you'll know that even assassins can see through walls and stuff. Or... Maybe they are crows. Crows approach a person that soon will die. Maybe they know today's the day your life will end... Just saying...
Every morning I could hear the bird rambling nonsense outside my windows. There are thousand house. Why didn't they go chirping at someone else windows instead.
Scientific reason: The birds are either seeing reflections on the mirror that they assume are good places to go to, or it is at night and the window is basically invisible to them. The true reason: *Birds sees Meat Bun* Bird: Mine? MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!
hmm.... maybe you windows are just extra shiny..... also i find your birds better than the giant rodents running round outside my window..... there are also skunks sometimes too...
well . . . birds misdirection because of pollutions . . . like light pollution . . . if not . . . . the prelude for a hunted house . . . . please upload some vids if somehow . . . we can make money!!!!!! and why do you have a red logo on your name?
According to the internet Spoiler The behaviour you mention often occurs in spring. This is the time of year when most birds are busy establishing their territories, finding a mate, laying eggs, and raising their young. They are very protective of their territory and will attack and try to drive away any bird they view as a possible competitor or a threat to their young. When they see their own reflection in your window, they assume they’re seeing a competitor and so they attack their own image. Both males and females may do this, especially species that often nest close to houses, such as American Robins, Northern Cardinals, Chipping Sparrows, and Song Sparrows. This territorial reaction may be so strong that the bird may exhaust itself, but it usually doesn't result in fatal injury. Try covering the outside of the window with netting or fabric so the reflection is no longer visible. You can also try drawing soap streaks across the window to break up the reflection. You will probably be able to take down the netting and remove the soap several weeks later, when passions aren't running quite so high.
As a bird I can tell you this, shiny and tasty things are worth any amount of effort. If we strike your windows enough times the tasty and shiny things within will eventually be ours
They're like Nyanko. They instinctively know you're prey and are banging on the windows to break through and devour you... stares at @GonZ555 drools hungrily
The answer to your question: Windex. The solution to your problem: Kidnap a pirate named Luffy and stretch his body over your window, in effect creating a rubber force field repelling irritants such as kamikaze birds.