A new twist for an old activity!

This thread is about a certain nuffian activity; the thing that is generally called "spamming".
On nuf, that has a certain twist, as far as I'm aware. Instead of blindly posting the shortest possible thing, many put some sort of meaning or string into their spamming.

Even if it's jumpy, it's a theme for that spam~
I suppose this came about as a consequence of the 8 (or however many second) difference in time you need before posting again. That makes sense, and I actually like both the rule and it's consequences for spamming.

It's a bit like talking to yourself, but on text!
A sounding board, if you so will.

Now here comes my idea:
A thread to collect ideas about what a spam could be about, as well as a gathering point for people that just want to write some stuff on somebodies profile!

Simply talking to yourself is the old version; now ya can just spam somebody your thoughts!
No idea what to talk about, or you just want to explore something new? Check the thread!

However, this needs to be in a certain form.
I would, in fact, suggest that spamming through this thread only occurs to those that volunteer for it!

But I'm lazy, so it'd be hard to manage this long term... so I came up with a system:

Ideas for spamming can be marked as:

[Spam-idea]

And those that want to volunteer as targets can do so through an:

[Spam me!]

This could be disabled by the volunteer any time, either with an edit or a simple deletion.

These things can be easily found with the search function, if you limit it to this thread!

Let's put some structure into the nuffian spamming!


This is, of course, a community game, as it is for our entertainment. This however, also means that you should please recognize that some topics are unsuitable or that some will ask you to stop if they have enough! Lets all be happy with our spam!

 

Luckily for us, pur first volunteer isnt aware, however!

I got @Flamer's willing participation in a, I quote, "crazy idea I'll surprise you with"

This is that crazy idea!

Of course, I'll also give you a

[Spam me]

As i cannot ignore my own activity!
But for today, i ask you to go after @Flamer first! He wants it, is just to shy (and currently sleeping)!

 

[Spam-idea]

Fruit and all their forms

Time and it's concept

Difference between up and down

Humanity and it's downfall

Books and novels

Books vs novels

 

Spoiler: Tag list

@AliceShiki @Nyann @Daisydacrazy @Flamer @Tony @in_awe @Haerether @listener @HNCKrstl @Lurking @Tilgarial (*laughs*) @Lemonfairy @Siostar @SquadCammander354 @Fossil @Blitz @Naruin @Enigma

 

[Spam-Idea]
Difficulties of school

 

If you are sane, just stay away from some of my ideas...
[Spam-idea]
Your S &M taste

BDSM

How you stalk your favorite singer (hmm... I'm not targeting @lighterxx... )

How you mostly post on NU while half asleep...
Your addiction to novels

Your addiction to a white creamy liquid

Complaining about a crappy boss

Complaining about work

Complaining about life in general

Random conversations with @justabot

@justabot is evil/Tony

The reason you actualy read novels

How bad you feel about realizing the truth of your love for novels

About the depresion you feel from the truth

About how you ignore the depresion and continue reading

About how you chose to live in blissfull ignorance

The painfull truth you have turned your back against

How you came to terms with it

Why all rapers should eternaly suffer in hell

How humanity is causing their own demise knowingly, but still ignore it, saying it's a conspiracy

The size of your pee pee

How childish you are despite your age

How you were more grown up as a child than as an adult

How you are doomed to be eternaly single

Your favourite animal

Whatever you ate last

That you want to write a book but never do so

SPAM IS LOVE! SPAM IS LIFE!

Edit : How you hide realy dark stuff into your spam, but nobody actualy notice it

 

@Night Phoenix this is your chance!!!

 

Have fun~

 

[Spam-idea]

Go through all the Kingdom Hearts fanfics on AO3 and spam @Melodious Nocturne with all the kinks that he’s participated in until he cries... or just find one of the KH kink memes and do the same. That might be easier, although potentially shorter.

Spam @Melodious Nocturne with all the ways you want to take his cookies away from him until he cries.

Spam @Melodious Nocturne with all your crazy BL fanfic ideas, starring him, until he cries.

Spam @Melodious Nocturne with any Demyx/Reader fic ideas. He should definitely cry. (Considering he keeps saying he’s KH sexual...)

Spam @Melodious Nocturne with any het fic ideas and see if he cries.

*mean on purpose to DemDem only hamster*

 

@Melodious Nocturne has not volunteered yet, nor voiced his agreement. That may change, but a specification of person outside of that might be a little dificult

 

I know. I don’t think he will. I was just teasing and because I don’t have any legit spam ideas.

 

Had to say it, before somebody followed up on it xD

And the ideas dont have to be anything grand, haha

 

You monster!

I don’t agree! I don’t agree!

 

[Spam Idea]

Talk about life and love and death and souls

wind yourself through an invisible maze adventure in the @SummerForest

search for treasure and find a mimic holding a @Lovely treasure

 

*kicks @Lurking*
It's a forest, not a maze.

 

[Spam Idea]

Post random non PG-13 dirty thoughts on all the staff profiles until they threaten to ban you...

Put ''you have been spammed'' in your siggy...

Allow for the mandatory 8 seconds between posting... Post the warning you get when you don't allow for it.

 

[Spam me]
bah come bois let me see ur spammy jammy skills might as well establish the spam cult if it’s not made yet

 

[Spam idea]

• Share a recipe step-by-step.
• Test that recipe and point out possible mistakes or improvements you made.
• Write a gourmet report about that recipe.
• Congratulations, you successfully wrote one JP isekai novel chapter!!!

 

who said they cant be a mime in your forest?