Ai-chan became a song writer

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  1. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    My Beloved Bride-Sister
    By Ai-chan
    A Ballad
    It began on a quiet monday morning:
    I was the most hopeful sister around,
    She was the most loved bride.

    She was my sister,
    My beloved sister,
    My bride.

    We used to speak so well together,
    Back then.
    We wanted to chat together, around the world,
    We wanted it all.

    But one morning, one quiet morning,
    We decided to chat too much.
    Together we ignored a friend.
    It was lonely, so lonely.

    From that moment our relationship changed.
    She grew so loving.

    And then it happened:

    Oh no! Oh no!

    She handled a parrot.
    Alas, a parrot!
    My sister handled a parrot.
    It was inconsiderate, so inconsiderate.

    The next day I thought my hand had broken,
    I thought my eyes had burst into flames,
    (But I was actually overreacting a little.)

    But still, she is in my thoughts.
    I think about how it all changed that morning,
    That quiet monday morning.

    My eyes... ouch!
    When I think of that beloved bride,
    That beloved bride and me.


    ******

    The above was what Ai-chan got from an automated song-writing software lol What would your song be like?

    https://www.song-lyrics-generator.org.uk/
     
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  2. Englandismycity

    Englandismycity Rap God Nick Crom-... okay, I regret my username

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    gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang
     
  3. Noche

    Noche New Member

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    As expected from a rap god
     
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  4. Stormingtiger101

    Stormingtiger101 Procrastinator ○

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    I tried, but this is what came up:
    "We think your input might be naughty!

    Example problem word(s): whore, rape

    Please go back and change your choices."
    Shitty lyric generator. Can't even write a Metal song with vile lyrics.
     
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  5. Aldnonymous

    Aldnonymous Male Member

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    Beautiful truly beautiful, such a meaningful lyric, I am in awe!
     
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  6. RedKaiser

    RedKaiser [PATH OF HEAVEN] [RULER OF ALL]

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    A Genius Kinda Sovereign
    By RED
    An Original Song
    I get on with life as a Sovereign,
    I'm a Genius kinda person.
    I like Cultivating on Sundays,
    I like Conquering World in the week.
    I like to contemplate Dao.
    But when I start to daydream,
    My mind turns straight to Hentai.

    Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom!

    Sometimes I look at myself and I look into my eyes,
    I notice the way I think about Hentai with a smile,
    Curved lips I just can't disguise.
    But I think it's Dao making my life worthwhile.
    Why is it so hard for me to decide which I love more?
    Dao or...
    Hentai?


    I like to use words like 'Extreme,'
    I like to use words like 'Extravaganza.'
    I like to use words about Dao.
    But when I stop my talking,
    My mind turns straight to Hentai.

    Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom!

    Sometimes I look at myself and I look into my eyes,
    I notice the way I think about Hentai with a smile,
    Curved lips I just can't disguise.
    But I think it's Dao making my life worthwhile.
    Why is it so hard for me to decide which I love more?
    Dao or...
    Hentai?


    I like to hang out with Sex Slave A,
    I like to kick back with Sex Slave B,
    But when left alone,
    My mind turns straight to Hentai.

    Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom!

    Sometimes I look at myself and I look into my eyes,
    I notice the way I think about Hentai with a smile,
    Curved lips I just can't disguise.
    But I think it's Dao making my life worthwhile.
    Why is it so hard for me to decide which I love more?
    Dao or...
    Hentai?


    I'm not too fond of Idiot,
    I really hate Western,
    But I just think back to Hentai,
    And I'm happy once again.

    Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom!
     
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  7. MangoGuy

    MangoGuy Rambling Mango

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    Bridge Over Jaded Bishes
    By MangoGuy
    In the style of Simon and Garfunkel
    When you're freaky, feeling obnoxious,
    When tears are in your eyes, I will dry them all;
    I'm on your side.
    When times get obnoxious,
    And friends just can't be found,
    Like a bridge over jaded Bishes,
    I will lay me down.
    Like a bridge over jaded Bishes,
    I will lay me down.

    Walk on Yellow boy,
    Walk on by.
    Your time has come to Fap.
    All your dreams are on their way.
    See how they Fap.
    If you need a friend
    I'll Fap right behind.
    Like a bridge over jaded Bishes,
    I will ease your mind.
    Like a bridge over jaded Bishes,
    I will ease your mind.

    And here's to you, Mr ,
    SIA loves you more than you will know.
    Oh bless you, please Mr .
    Heaven holds a place for those who Fap.
    Hey, hey, hey.

    Fap on Weird Everyone, Fap on Weird Everyone.
    What're we gonna tell our friends when they say ooh la la?
    Fap on Weird Everyone, Fap on Weird Everyone!
     
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  8. Liyus

    Liyus Laksha's Desu~ Cat

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    i can't resist my trolling
    The Tale of My Unattainable Unknow Dream
    By trolling
    A Ballad
    It began on a fast spring morning:
    I was the most lazy students around,
    He was the most unattainable unknow.

    He was my dream,
    My unattainable dream,
    My unknow.

    We used to smell so well together,
    Back then.
    We wanted to move together, around the world,
    We wanted it all.

    But one morning, one fast morning,
    We decided to move too much.
    Together we kissed a bottom.
    It was hard, so hard.

    From that moment our relationship changed.
    He grew so tight.

    And then it happened:

    Oh no! Oh no!

    He caressed a goat.
    Alas, a goat!
    My dream caressed a goat.
    It was soft, so soft.

    The next day I thought my foot had broken,
    I thought my togue had burst into flames,
    (But I was actually overreacting a little.)

    But still, he is in my thoughts.
    I think about how it all changed that morning,
    That fast spring morning.

    My foot... ouch!
    When I think of that unattainable unknow,
    That unattainable unknow and me.
     
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  9. MangoGuy

    MangoGuy Rambling Mango

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    This is funnier than I thought it would be...
     
  10. Stealth

    Stealth Elegant Lady

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    that auto praise..... superb!!
     
  11. Havisu

    Havisu Night Lurker

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    The Tale of My Lovely Student Crush
    By Noname
    A Ballad
    It began on a Fast Winter Night:
    I was the most Lazy Programmer around,
    She was the most Lovely Student.

    She was my Crush,
    My Lovely Crush,
    My Student.

    We used to shoot so well together,
    Back then.
    We wanted to run together, around the world,
    We wanted it all.

    But one Night, one Fast Night,
    We decided to run too much.
    Together we Ntr a Friend.
    It was Lonely, so Lonely.

    From that moment our relationship changed.
    She grew so cool.

    And then it happened:

    Oh no! Oh no!

    She Murdered a Burglar.
    Alas, a Burglar!
    My Crush Murdered a Burglar.
    It was Sleepy, so Sleepy.

    The next day I thought my Eyes had broken,
    I thought my Thumb had burst into flames,
    (But I was actually overreacting a little.)

    But still, she is in my thoughts.
    I think about how it all changed that Night,
    That Fast Winter Night.

    My Thumb... ouch!
    When I think of that Lovely Student,
    That Lovely Student and me.

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    . . . . what?
     
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  12. Blitz

    Blitz ⛈️ awakened from the reverie❄️

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    An Arctic State of Mind (The Frost Hip Hop)
    By Blitz
    A Rap
    Yeah, yeah
    Ayo, my brothers, it's time.
    It's time, my brothers (aight, my brothers, begin).
    Straight out the crazy dungeons of rap.

    The rock drops deep as does my torch.
    I never Leap, 'cause to Leap is the brother of scorch.
    Beyond the walls of ants, life is defined.
    I think of Joy when I'm in an Arctic state of mind.

    Hope the stock got some clock.
    My walk don't like no dirty talk.
    Run up to the lock and get the block.

    In an Arctic state of mind.
    What more could you ask for? The sharp rock?
    You complain about Heat.
    I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the talk.

    I'm rappin' to the frost,
    And I'm gonna move your exhaust.

    Pointy, beautiful, entertaining, like a storm
    Boy, I tell you, I thought you were an uniform.

    I can't take the Heat, can't take the heart.
    I woulda tried to Dash I guess I got no part.

    I'm rappin' to the exhaust,
    And I'm gonna move your frost.

    Yea, yaz, in an Arctic state of mind.

    When I was young my brother had a platform.
    I waz kicked out without no uniform.
    I never thought I'd see that norm.
    Ain't a soul alive that could take my brother's swarm.

    A bright light is quite the night.

    Thinking of Joy. Yaz, thinking of Joy (Joy).
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    :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    That was fun
     
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  13. Adkiyota

    Adkiyota Well-Known Member

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    Master of Sleeping
    By Dr Love
    A Metal Anthem
    Faster than a car
    Terrifying hentai
    Enraged and like a mar
    He's half man and half ghost

    Master of Sleeping I'm pulling your pumpkins
    Twisting your truth and smashing your dreams
    Blinded by me, you can't see the lumpkins
    Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you seem
    Master
    Master
    Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you seem
    Master
    Master

    Five is the number of the hentai.

    A grumpy poop nestled somewhere in time
    An anxiety hentai - no warnings, no signs
    Judgment day and the a depression demon arrives
    Eventually, they all commit crimes

    The dreams went SMACK, there was no use turning back
    'Cause I just had to see, was a hentai watching me?
    In the mist the truth twists
    Was all this swell, or just some kind of hell?

    Five is the number of the hentai.

    Is it the end, my friend?
    Master you're going 'round the bend
    Half man and half ghost
    No, no, please, no
    Five ... five
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    I try and failed
     
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  14. OriginalChaser

    OriginalChaser Dying as a Human

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    Master of Shooting
    By OriginalChaser
    A Metal Anthem
    Faster than a rocket
    Terrifying villain
    Enraged and like a hockett
    He's half man and half spillane

    Master of shooting I'm pulling your rope
    Twisting your truth and smashing your hopes
    Blinded by me, you can't see the liquid soap
    Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you cope
    Master
    Master
    Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you cope
    Master
    Master

    13 is the number of the villain.

    A jaded villain nestled somewhere in time
    A rough demon - no warnings, no signs
    Judgment day and the a miserable monster arrives
    Eventually, they all commit crimes

    The hopes went SMACK, there was no use turning back
    'Cause I just had to see, was a villain watching me?
    In the mist the truth twists
    Was all this swell, or just some kind of hell?

    13 is the number of the villain.

    Is it the end, my friend?
    Master you're going 'round the bend
    Half man and half spillane
    No, no, please, no
    13 ... 13
     
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  15. Nargol

    Nargol Evangelist. Candy-san. Pope of the Cult of Pyoo

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    Mistress of Gardening

    A Metal Anthem
    Faster than a train
    Terrifying scream
    Enraged and like a saine
    She's half woman and half beem

    Mistress of gardening I'm pulling your wagon
    Twisting your hair and smashing your pumpkins
    Blinded by me, you can't see the fagen
    Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you yelp
    Mistress
    Mistress
    Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you yelp
    Mistress
    Mistress

    Five is the number of the scream.

    An arrogant robber nestled somewhere in time
    A manky roach - no warnings, no signs
    Judgment day and the a condescending spider arrives
    Eventually, they all commit crimes

    The pumpkins went SMACK, there was no use turning back
    'Cause I just had to see, was a scream watching me?
    In the mist the hair twists
    Was all this swell, or just some kind of hell?

    Five is the number of the scream.

    Is it the end, my friend?
    Mistress you're going 'round the bend
    Half woman and half beem
    No, no, please, no
    Five ... five

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    theres several words in there I've never heard oO

    and apparently I fear the number 5.
     
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  16. Black_Cat

    Black_Cat 『The Cat That Leapt Through Time』

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    A Reading State of Mind (The Cheese Hip Hop)
    By BlackPussy
    A Rap
    Yeah, yeah
    Ayo, galdem, it's time.
    It's time, galdem (aight, galdem, begin).
    Straight out the Big dungeons of rap.

    The Strap drops deep as does my Gang.
    I never Shoot, 'cause to Shoot is the Cousin of slang.
    Beyond the walls of Backs, life is defined.
    I think of Pussy when I'm in a Reading state of mind.

    Hope the slang got some pang.
    My tang don't like no dirty harangue.
    Run up to the overhang and get the bang.

    In a Reading state of mind.
    What more could you ask for? The Wet Strap?
    You complain about Rods.
    I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the map.

    I'm rappin' to the Cheese,
    And I'm gonna move your ease.

    Moist, dark, light, like a Shank
    Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a rank.

    I can't take the Rods, can't take the Yard.
    I woulda tried to Smash I guess I got no disregard.

    I'm rappin' to the ease,
    And I'm gonna move your Cheese.

    Yea, yaz, in a Reading state of mind.

    When I was young my Cousin had a trap.
    I waz kicked out without no snap.
    I never thought I'd see that cap.
    Ain't a soul alive that could take my Cousin's tap.

    An ebony Foot is quite the throughput.

    Thinking of Pussy. Yaz, thinking of Pussy (Pussy).
     
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  17. Blitz

    Blitz ⛈️ awakened from the reverie❄️

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    Gimme Happiness Hope!
    By Blitz
    in the style of Abba
    I was sick and tired of everything,
    When I called you last night from the stars.
    All I do is work and work and work,
    Wishing that I could live for ever.

    Gimme! Gimme! Gimme happiness!
    Won't somebody help me live a little!
    Gimme! Gimme! Gimme happiness!
    I really want to live a little!

    Hope, I was defeated, you won the war.
    Hope, promise to love me forever more.
    Hope, couldn't escape if I wanted to.
    Hope, knowing my fate is to be with you.
    Woah-woah-woah-woah-woah Hope!
    Finally facing Hope.

    You are the working queen, here in the stars.
    Working queen, feel the beat from the tambourine.
    You can live a little, you can live a little, having the time of your life.

    Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! happiness,
    Won't somebody help me live a little!
    =============================
    I tried one more. This one's actually decent for mostly random words
     
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  18. SilverFeather

    SilverFeather [Seeker of Yuri]•[Likes tomboys]

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    The Tale of My Gallant Schoolgirl Elder Sister
    By SilverFeather
    A Ballad
    It began on a Lonely Spring Evening:
    I was the most Like girls Schoolgirl around,
    She was the most Gallant Schoolgirl.

    She was my Elder sister,
    My Gallant Elder sister,
    My Schoolgirl.

    We used to Touch so well together,
    Back then.
    We wanted to Kiss together, around the world,
    We wanted it all.

    But one Evening, one Lonely Evening,
    We decided to Kiss too much.
    Together we Kissed a Sister.
    It was Dreamy, so Dreamy.

    From that moment our relationship changed.
    She grew so Horny.

    And then it happened:

    Oh no! Oh no!

    She Had sex a Girl.
    Alas, a Girl!
    My Elder sister Had sex a Girl.
    It was Steamy, so Steamy.

    The next day I thought my Lips had broken,
    I thought my Armpits had burst into flames,
    (But I was actually overreacting a little.)

    But still, she is in my thoughts.
    I think about how it all changed that Evening,
    That Lonely Spring Evening.

    My Armpits... ouch!
    When I think of that Gallant Schoolgirl,
    That Gallant Schoolgirl and me.
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    Not bad... not bad at all...
     
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  19. sisterfister

    sisterfister currently inside your sister

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    i shed a single manly tear
     
  20. Raneday

    Raneday Not Rane

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    Master of Skinning

    A Metal Anthem
    Faster than a train
    Terrifying Grim Reaper
    Enraged and like a plane
    He's half man and half ghost

    Master of Skinning I'm pulling your chains
    Twisting your neck and smashing your face
    Blinded by me, you can't see the windowpanes
    Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you reiterate
    Master
    Master
    Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you reiterate
    Master
    Master

    20567 is the number of the Grim Reaper.

    A Single Rotten nestled somewhere in time
    A Headless Human - no warnings, no signs
    Judgment day and the a Shameless Society arrives
    Eventually, they all commit crimes

    The face went SMACK, there was no use turning back
    'Cause I just had to see, was a Grim Reaper watching me?
    In the mist the neck twists
    Was all this swell, or just some kind of hell?

    20567 is the number of the Grim Reaper.

    Is it the end, my friend?
    Master you're going 'round the bend
    Half man and half ghost
    No, no, please, no
    20567 ... 20567


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    hmmm @Lovely @Matsurika @akki @jamechi @AliceShiki @Osamaru @BlancFrost *w*
     
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