Anyone wondered or know how there are always 10,000 members online?

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  1. Alavaladhi

    Alavaladhi Member

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    Hi fellows,
    Anyone wondered or know the reason behind why there are always 10,000 people online on NUF home page. It says 9000+ guests every time I open the forum. The number is always with in 1000+/- of 10000.

    Actually how strong is our community?
    Its says 90000+ members.
    Is it verifiable?


    Total: 10,635 (members: 864, guests: 9,740, robots: 31)
     
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    Alavaladhi, Sep 10, 2017
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    Cupcake Ninja [Kind Sage][Lord Benevolence][ The Great Paragon]

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    fukken lurkers mate
     
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    Xilphidae ⚔Swordfish⚔

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    it's the penguin army
     
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    Hunta shameless

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    The Hidden Chinese Clan are suspicious of our activities.
     
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    Quitutatur [He Who Desires All That Be][Catgirl Lover]

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    Maybe. But why is it always 1000+/- of 10000. Seems suspicious to me. Actual members online are about 600-900 every time I am online.
    And total members according to the data is 90,000+
     
    Alavaladhi, Sep 10, 2017
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    Cupcake Ninja [Kind Sage][Lord Benevolence][ The Great Paragon]

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    fukken ninjas...

    EDIT: Oh wait...
     
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    Xiongace101 Monkey

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    50 cent army bud they just here for the propaganda :blobsalute::blobpopcorn::blobpopcorn::blobpopcorn:
     
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  9. Alavaladhi

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    Pirates or Ghosts or QI spies or Celestial immortal from the washroom.
    I can do this too lol.
     
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  10. NerdExpress

    NerdExpress 『Shem's Kouhai』,『Nerdy』,『Saving The World』

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    Lurkers, some QI people(?), people who have multiple tabs on without logging on and some random people visiting? Idk.
     
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    In a secret location, Tony runs a server farm which emulates 9000 users accessing NUF at all times. On judgement day, when the internet comes to an end, he will unleash every last one of them to spam original BL works on all posts involving all the members of the forum to drive out all but the faithful Danmei cabal.
     
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    Nuf is on budget

    Can only afford a counter that can only counts up to 10k
     
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    NerdExpress 『Shem's Kouhai』,『Nerdy』,『Saving The World』

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    I want to be able to read some of that original BL from @Tony :cookie:
     
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    gandalf Patriarch "You Shall Not Pass"

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    coz theyre lurking for Machineslicedbread updates....
    LIKE ME!!!
     
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    NerdExpress 『Shem's Kouhai』,『Nerdy』,『Saving The World』

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    Yes, they meant QI people lol.
     
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    Cupcake Ninja [Kind Sage][Lord Benevolence][ The Great Paragon]

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    @Tony I have to be honest man this theory seems pretty fukken legit. *Squints at you suspiciously*
     
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    Cupcake Ninja [Kind Sage][Lord Benevolence][ The Great Paragon]

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    Yup. That too,heh.
     
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    Tony Moderator Staff Member

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    :blobsmirk:
     
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    Prinnies exist in the forum
     
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    Sherrynity I see no God up there… other than the chaotic void

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    What if they're bunch of AIs trying to learn more about human by observing us, Nuffians? :hmm:
     
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