So here's a cute fluffy read that's not serious at all. I finished this about a week ago but never got around to doing the thread. 生了一二三四五六七 完结 by 壹小糖 I'll probably need to change the title and names because the mtl is a little sketchy but you still get the gist of everything. I've got some funny excerpts I copy/pasted from the text because it was just too funny to not share but first @alexfilia @Selax Link: http://www.danmeila.com/xuanhuanlingyi/27982.html Translated Synopsis(thx to @XiaoPingGuo ): In a remote lake with azure waves, there lived a rather simply cute Lotus demon. His physique was exceptional, able to give birth to future generations. Once, in the middle of a night, a big, black flood dragon failing tribulation dropped down from the heavens. The terrible big black dragon broke the ceiling, and also the bed. The innocent Lotus demon thought that he had conceived the black dragon's child. From then on, the Lotus demon and the big black dragon lived a "touch a bit can be pregnant", "kiss a bit can be pregnant", don't know whether to laugh or to cry kind of life. Along with getting a while to know each other, feelings began to form, the Lotus demon amd the big black dragon really has their numerous troublemaking children. This text portrays a naïve and innocent small demon, as well as outwardly cold, but kind and caring towards his wife and children big demon. The emotion part is fluffy, style of writing really light, story is full of childish playfulness. This story doesnt have any brain burning plot twists, no complicated love-hate matters, only has a simple and lovely life, reading it can make you smile, tender feelings spreading all over the place.
Yeah, the title should have been The Birth of 1, 2, 3, etc. 7 instead. And is the ML a scorpion, a skeleton, or a dragon?
1. Thanks for that. And 2. No idea. I actually made a note because the confusion was so funny. Spoiler It's mtl is Spoiler: Written as Cock, cockroach, scorpion, big black hole, big black cocoon, crickets, dragonfly, storks, black wolf, black dragons, and black mane That's why I added the untranslated synopsis. Somebody must know.
Funny reference Spoiler Shell oysters feel that the whole scallop is not good. Poor neighbor Mama Shellfish. You can't tell anything to a lovestruck daughter son Spoiler The shellfish really wanted a spit of blood, and Holland hadn't married yet. It was such a maintenance of the black scorpion that he would surely be eaten by the big scorpion. There was no chance of turning around. After the MC's house is damaged, he goes to stay with neighbor Mama Shellfish with ML and the difference in treatment Spoiler Spoiler: ML is apart of a big family btw The black scorpion whose original name is black cricket is third in the home, also known as black and blue. There is no suspense, his eldest brother referred to as the boss, the second brother referred to as gray second child. The second cousin of Gray was the ashes that originally designated Bibo Lake as its territory. He lives in the shellfish family and he and He Qing are treated differently by the shellfish. The shellfish did not hesitate to charge a huge meal fee for the big black cockroaches. The shells stretched out their hands and calmly said, "Give money!" Whoever lets the shells look at the big black dragonfly is not always pleasing to the eye. What's more, the big black dragon is obviously like a rich demon. She doesn't let the big black dragon come up with some blood. The big black cockroach seemed to have more money than she had imagined. She made up her mind that for the rich and comfortable future of He Qing and Xiao Lianzi, she would have to work harder again from the dark purse purse to prepare for the unexpected. After falling in love and in their journey of having many children Spoiler The shells are very helpless. Regardless of what he said, it is not difficult to judge through the intense vibrations in the house. The two people in the room are very harmonious. However, these two guys simply disregard the children in their stomachs. This is not so persuasive again and again. It seems that He Qing does not listen to advice, and there is no way for Shellfish to do anything. It is not too late, and the owner of the house is obviously not yet busy. Shelley, like last time, quietly left the home of He Qing, and she was ready to change another time to talk over with He Qing. However, the next day, the situation is still the owner of the house is very busy. On the third day, the situation was still there and the owner was very busy. On the fourth day, the situation was still there and the owner was very busy. Authors Note: Shell 婶婶: Expressionless, yes, the owner of the house is very busy, today there is no time to come to the small theater...... MC's bad cooking Spoiler ML's Animal Mindset However, this easy matter, the black scorpion did not seem so easy on the surface. As a big monster, he must maintain a strong image, especially in front of his partner, showing his mighty and domineering power to capture the other's body and mind. ML protecting MC feelings, but mentally scarring their cute little son For this fruit that smells sour, the blackbird has no idea of trying it. Neihe Heqing’s eyes are particularly looking forward to him. He could not bear the disappointment of Holland. In a few moments, the little pink face changed his face, his chubby little face, and his delicate features twisted together. However, he did not spit out the guts. From the moment he lifted the bowl, the cold eyes of the big black scorpion fell right on Xiaofen. But the oldest son wasn't fooled On a certain day, He Qing licked a bowl of soup with his hands, and when he was on the pillow of Xiao Molian, Xiao Molian was muffled. He wrinkled his little face, and he sniffed the taste in the air. He repulsed his head, covered himself with the lotus leaf and said, "I don't want to." In order to avoid a deep blow to the Dutch youth, the black cockroach said in a timely manner: “The child is still young and not suitable for eating.” Fortunately, the little whitefly did not have to drink the hard-to-neck soup. The black pimple calmly took a small bowl of small white powder. He looked up and drank it. He said to He Qing: “The children are still young, so don’t give them any of them for the time being.” ...the younger son actually worshipped ML as the strongest and nicest dad ever, because he could drink MC soup with straight face and divert MC attention from feeding it to them. So, of course he's good for them They give names that have the children's characteristics. At first, ML was against it but changes his mind because that's how much he pets the MC. The "lights" at the end are the two twins who haven't been born yet in MC's stomach....he really does stay pregnantThe title is not a joke. Spoiler The author has something to say: He Qing: Children have names Big black cockroach: ... well Eldest son: sleep and sleep Second son: eat and eat Three sons: bad and bad Four daughters: Kill and kill Two groups of small golden light: shivering, suddenly do not want to be born how to do?
So a lotus monster(MC) and a dragon(ML)....what a crazy pairing At least we have progress on the name. MC name typically mtl as He Qing, but the names are so quirky in the cn that they just won't stay the same as you read.
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In a remote lake with azure waves, there lived a rather simply cute Lotus demon. His physique was exceptional, able to give birth to future generations. Once, in the middle of a night, a big, black flood dragon failing tribulation dropped down from the heavens. The terrible big black dragon broke the ceiling, and also the bed. The innocent Lotus demon thought that he had conceived the black dragon's child. From then on, the Lotus demon and the big black dragon lived a "touch a bit can be pregnant", "kiss a bit can be pregnant", don't know whether to laugh or to cry kind of life. Along with getting a while to know each other, feelings began to form, the Lotus demon amd the big black dragon really has their numerous troublemaking children. This text portrays a naïve and innocent small demon, as well as outwardly cold, but kind and caring towards his wife and children big demon. The emotion part is fluffy, style of writing really light, story is full of childish playfulness. This story doesnt have any brain burning plot twists, no complicated love-hate matters, only has a simple and lovely life, reading it can make you smile, tender feelings spreading all over the place.
Lotuses and dragons. They have 2 sets of twins. Both are a lotus and dragon in one egg. Boy twin #1, Little Sleep Sleep(1) is the oldest because even though his body is a small lotus, he has all of ML strengths and looks.Boy twin #2, Little Eat Eat(2) is a little big cute, pink dragon like MC but likes to eat. Little Bad Bad(3) is a naughty lotus that likes to pet his bff, 9th Prince Dragon-gege. Little Kill Kill(4) is their first domineering dragon baby that's an assassin in training fleeing from MC's ugly, homemade sparkly dress. The second set of twins are born during/before visiting MC's homeland so they don't get alot of screen time and I can't remember their names. They are very sticky to each other, even before hatching though: The boy twin(5) is golden dragon that took shape straight out of the womb. The girl twin(6) is strong, but is the cute, sweet girl lotus MC always wanted. She has no interest in fighting at all. She doesn't mind MC's homemade sparkly dress and even makes her own. Little Seven(7) is about to be born at the end, so all we know is that he is a really strong (like the strongest of them all at birth)lotus flower that's blood thirsty with the blessing of God and the ability to make life flourish around him. His birth ushers in the beginning of a new era for their sea. Btw, I just used the untranslated gt pet names from summary. By no means does the nicknames represent the actual name when translated. It's funny, so I wrote it like that.
When you said that Little Eat Eat is a little cure, pink dragon like MC, you meant it was the pink part that was alike to MC righht? Not the dragon part?
Yeah. Even though he's a dragon like his dad, he is pretty cute and innocent like MC. If the mtl isn't wrong, he should be white and pink. He does get strong, just never as strong as his other siblings. He wants strength but then he gets distracted by food easily pfft. He has a brutal, brute force killing style that contrasts with his appearance.