Breaking News: Kangkung is illegal in USA

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  1. Ai chan

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    Supposedly, they didn't want people to grow kangkung in USA because kangkung (water spinach) has effects of LSD. I totally agree. Kangkung belacan is the best LSD. Those Americans are missing out on the best LSD of their lives.

    They also doesn't want it because of the parasite. And I was like "whut?" Does this have to do with how Americans like their vegies to be raw to maintain the vitamins? I just can't understand why else they'd worry about parasites, since kangkung taste best cooked.

    Meanwhile in Malaysia...
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    Means something like "This water spinach is proof that I understand the people's plight!"

    Anyhow, what other things do you know of that has been ridiculously banned in your country?

    Kangkung belacan
     
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    Ai chan, Mar 16, 2018
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    I'm gonna have some kangkung tomorrow :blobdrool:
     
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    I believe kinder eggs are also banned in the USA, poor sods
     
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    not anymore, apparently.

    Oh, raw almonds are banned. Contains poison.
     
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    Lingerie mannequins had been banned in my city. Why? Cos they are too sexy and immoral! They make men lewd and creates impure thoughts!!

    Whoever made the ban must be a woman, a or a eunuch. Cos any ordinaru man knows that we guys are born filled with 'impure' thoughts.
     
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    Strange, weed is allowed thought.
     
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    I thought women make men think of impure thoughts...



    ...SHIT I shouldn't give them ideas
     
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    WHAT!

    Kangkung is sooooo good though.... It does make you a bit sleepy if you eat a lot of it, but who cares!

    Kangkung belacan is the way to go indeed!
     
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    i search the english version of Kangkung it called Water spinach
    ironically it may be Popeye miracle food
     
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    Kinder eggs are banned in the USA still technically there is a federal law forbidding the sale of any edible products that contain non edible things in them although there are a lot of loopholes in the law so you can have kinder eggs and some other stuff
     
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    Ai-chan was banned in my country.
    What i'm doing right now is illegal.
     
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    Lol they can ban something like that but not guns......
     
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    birmingham city banning shops to to open past 6PM
    Foie gras is banned cause its inhumane to ducks
     
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    Well, if there were 100 kangkung plants growing in every citizens backyard, and said citizens threatened a violent uprising should they be banned, I don't think kangkung would be banned either
     
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    You just reminded me of that kang Kung song...
     
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    They ain't got no nipples
     
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    I've never heard of this plant ...
    and I'm not even American ...
    so it doesn't matter
     
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    Was expecting something.........shame on you, Ai-chan:blobpensive:. Not your usual weirdness:blobsad:
     
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    Kangkung is loved by peenoise! :blobsmilehappyeyes:
     
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