Discussion By blossoming death unto the world, would you...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Lazriser, Feb 2, 2019.

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  1. Initiate copulation with person.

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  2. Attempt to use contraception with person.

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  3. Attempt to sterilize before initiating copulation with person.

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  4. Reject copulating with person via persuasion or coercion.

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  5. Reject person; attempt to find another acceptable person.

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  6. Initiate copulation with person and attempt to eliminate person later.

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  7. Initiate copulation with person and attempt to eliminate both person and yourself later.

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  1. Lazriser

    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    The question is easy. Say you have someone who loves you madly, and this someone is willingly requesting to have children with you. This someone's character is ideal to your standards and sexually appealing to you as well. Are you willing to become the father or mother and of his or her children... even when those children of yours will inevitably infest the planet with their numbers as they enter puberty? Plague and plunder all human settlements. Poison and destroy all natural resources. Death to all by promiscuity and savagery.
    Contraception is useless. Sterilization is useless. You will inevitably impregnate the person or be impregnated by the person once you accept creating those newborns.
     
  2. BarryKaizer

    BarryKaizer your crazy fairy godmother of death

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    I'm up to my kids destroying the world
     
  3. Arbelbyss

    Arbelbyss 『Abyss Augur』『Epiphron』『Tempestarius』

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    Well it's simple, you just have to guide your progeny into destroying the world while also rebuilding it akin to being a catalyst of change.
     
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  4. Fr0stb1te

    Fr0stb1te (Prowler of the night)

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    Are they like the next Genghis Khan?
     
  5. Allchemic

    Allchemic Well-Known Member

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    I would procreate, why not? Chances are that when they fuck the world I will be already dead. I mean, it takes nine months for a child to be born, and I am fairly it would take dozens, hundreds of those little devils to end the world
     
  6. SoulZer0

    SoulZer0 Heaven Refining

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    Hell yeah. I can brag in hell that I fuck the world
     
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  7. Arcadia Blade

    Arcadia Blade ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ You can do it!!

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    Seeing as if i'm going to copulate this person. The only outcome i could see is a crazy generation of kids that would instead rebuild the world in an unexpected way. And thats if i could get laid tho.
     
  8. NasVersix

    NasVersix [Natural A-hole]

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    What, no option for anal?
     
  9. pyramidhead

    pyramidhead Well-Known Member

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    Is this a Saya no Uta reference? Because you don't see that come up often lol.
     
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    Lushwf Well-Known Member

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  11. EvilDevil

    EvilDevil Guardian Devil

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    Same!

    But I think Thanos might save the world~
     
  12. Lazriser

    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    Far worse. The point is, having children is equivalent to ending the world within an era.
    The person wants children. No children, no sex in any positions or techniques.
     
  13. SSMachine

    SSMachine Well-Known Member

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    Then is she your so-called ideal person now?
     
  14. Lazriser

    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    Huh? I don't get your question. The person can be either he or she, based on your sexual orientation. Of course, if you're both male, it would be impossible to impregnate one another, similarly if you're both female. The ideal necessarily does not mean perfect or all checks; rather it's a person of character and appeal you find most attractive, and worth living beside him or her in your entire life.
     
  15. GDLiZy

    GDLiZy Wise Deepsea Mermaid

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    Then that person would not be an ideal couple anymore. If that person didn't want anal then for someone that's a turn off for them.

    Congratulations, a paradox just saved the world!
     
  16. GinDole

    GinDole Well-Known Member

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    Hell no, nya. I don't really like kids save for a chosen few, nya. Moreover, I'm ace, nya. I'd rather run away than face the challenge of copulation, nya.
     
  17. Bakaturq

    Bakaturq Tell me, what do you see?

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    Were you watching this movie when you thought up this post?

    Idiocracy:
    In 2005, average in every way private Joe Bowers (Luke Wilson) is selected to take part in a secret military experiment to put him in hibernation for a year along with a woman named Rita (Maya Rudolph). The slumbering duo is forgotten when the base they are stored on is closed down and are left in stasis until 2505. When they finally wake up, they discover the average intelligence of humans has decreased so much that Joe is now the smartest man in the world.
     
  18. Lazriser

    Lazriser Well-Known Member

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    I think you are surely mistaken, because I did not say they are an ideal couple. I simply said their character is ideal but ideal may not necessarily mean all your desires or whims be fulfilled easily. Paradox? I am paradoxical in nature. True to my mentality, every thing I do is contradictory in all shape and form. A paradox can not save the world, only you can by rejecting the person's request.