So you're just doing your own thing, going to work in your overly modified and somewhat illegal vehicle of choice to work. Suddenly, you and your vehicle of choice gets transported into an ancient battlefield and the engine dies. An angel with big titties comes down and tells you and only you that there is a mistake and said you will be sent back in 2 days. He asked you to try to survive on this battlefield somehow for that long. He didn't explain how to fix your car or motorbike that simply died for no reason. So the question is: Between a car and a motorbike, which one would make the best shield? On one hand, a car offers complete protection from arrows on all sides but is so big you're forced to either stay there with your car or flee the battlefield without it, thus taking the risk of running unprotected. On the other, a motorbike can only offer protection from arrows on one side, but it can be pushed around by yourself on your own as it is much lighter than a car. What are your thoughts on the matter?
Car. Dig under it, and use it as a shield. Take the tools hidden in the trunk for weapons. If no one is around at the moment, remove a seat and put it in the ditch(for comfort), break a window and make it look dirty, and pray that the people battling are too busy to bother checking out a random wreck. Motorbike wouldn't offer enough protection to be worth how much it would slow you down, so I'd ditch it. And so car would be better. Those are my thoughts.
I'd pick the car. Maybe I could scrap the metal and turn it into a movable shield during desperate times...
Shouldn't it be "Car or motorbike" since we have to choose one? And why does the futa angel not surprise me? BTW, even a dead motorbike would be too cumbersome to drag around in a battlefield, but it's still at least maneuverable, so I'll take it. But I would like a regular shield too, plz.
... can I get a M1 ABRAMS instead? Car, cuz I drive a car and my friend scrapped both his knees in a motorcycle accident, he is the rider btw. While bike gives mobility, in a battlefield where I probably need to camp and ram others, a car will do fine.
My first thought was that the bike would just slow you down. It's useless. I didn't consider it as far as @mir, though. I was thinking the car would also, honestly, be kind of useless. That it might be best to ditch both... but I like @mir's idea.
A car would be very eye catching and hard to hide. While a motorcycle can easily be hidden under some cover or ditch. Its only 2days so maybe the motorcycle. Since it costs way more cheaper and I can easily leave it when comes to shove.
Funny thing is, no one noticed that cars aren't made of vibranium and ancient civilizations often carry blunt weapons like flail and hammers on top of having axes etc. Cars can't take those hits. Regarding arrows...the glass panes can stop a couple of arrows surely, but will they not go for melee attack or shoot more arrows? I will still choose car but I will most likely set it on fire if I require distraction. Edit: I will also stay near it but not inside, in case I have a need for it. Being inside it will only slow down "curious" people but won't stop them.
Car by far, not only is it safer but you can sleep in a car with peace of mind that you’re protected from the outside. What’s the motorcycle gonna do for you? Besides, if some how you crash it, you have a hire chance living from a car accident than a motorcycle accident.
Car or bike, people forget the main goal. Survival. All a broken down vehicle that you "need" to stay around does is to nail your feet to the floor. You're a lot better off abandoning it and going to ground. That being said, cars have a lot more that you can cannibalize than bikes. BTW, pushing bikes ain't fun either. Had a period of time where I had to do that in the army. A medium to large bike can very easily pin you under it if it went over.
Ai-chan is not surprised that you asked the real question. The size is dependent on your evaluation of what is considered big titties, as this is from your point of view after all. Some people prefer small handfuls, some people think flat is big enough, some people aren't satisfied unless each are bigger than the dude's head. Which type would you be? Nai. That means there will be more of you. Why don't you just say you come to work on a battleship?