Cloning is expensive

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Gandire Alea, Jun 11, 2021.

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Is this not an emergency??

  1. Darn right it is!!

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  2. No, my afternoon skullie

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  3. Why am I here....

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  4. *noms skullie*

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  1. Gandire Alea

    Gandire Alea [Wicked Awesome Translator]

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    Not all of you may know this, but skullie has clones. The only reason we can nom him without worry of running put is because of his clones. Yet, like the title says, cloning is expensive.

    To help with costs, I have his clones working a mine under his house/lab. The precious metals and minerals they dig up fetch quite the price. One has also been encouraged to become an idol. He has some moderate success. Please support him if you can.

    Another group of five were dispatched to work as doctors. They took advantage of their hive mind to learn what they could about medicine. Unfortunately, a client of theirs got angry at a mistake and lynched them. It was quite tragic. The new doctor batch was taken out in a similar fashion.

    Now, people of nuf, I ask you for help. What are some ways skullie can raise money for his cloning?? Our nomming depends on it~

    Please click this link if you need inspiration for suggestions.

    Thank you for all your help~
     
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  2. Bad Storm

    Bad Storm no thought, head empty

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    Sell his clones.
     
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  3. Gandire Alea

    Gandire Alea [Wicked Awesome Translator]

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    Never!!
     
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    Bad Storm no thought, head empty

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    But why?
     
  5. Gandire Alea

    Gandire Alea [Wicked Awesome Translator]

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    Skullie is food~
    Food is to be eaten, not stored away
     
  6. elengee

    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    Sell half your liver and then regenerate it and do it again!~
     
  7. Bad Storm

    Bad Storm no thought, head empty

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    Why not sell him to be eaten. With an automatic return function if not eaten within a certain duration.
     
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    Siebzehn 95% Lurker

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    Isn't this asking for money hidden with a bit of cloning fiction?
     
  9. Gandire Alea

    Gandire Alea [Wicked Awesome Translator]

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    Skullie should be free to be eaten. This wouldn't be such a problem otherwise
     
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    Bad Storm no thought, head empty

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    How about renting skullie of then?
     
  11. Gandire Alea

    Gandire Alea [Wicked Awesome Translator]

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    Hmmm, forced labor...
    Sounds like a boring plan, and slow paced
     
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    Bad Storm no thought, head empty

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    what about sending a batch of skullie and commit bank heist?

    ala money heist style. printing your own money
     
  13. Gandire Alea

    Gandire Alea [Wicked Awesome Translator]

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    Hmmm, i want to keep things legal. If it fails and skullie is jailed, how will anyone other than police nom him then??
     
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    Bad Storm no thought, head empty

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    just send a clone to be jailed
     
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  15. Gandire Alea

    Gandire Alea [Wicked Awesome Translator]

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    I don't know how it is in your country, but being in jail is expensive.
     
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    Bad Storm no thought, head empty

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    I think only the legal procedures are expensive. Not getting jailed itself
     
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  17. Gandire Alea

    Gandire Alea [Wicked Awesome Translator]

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    In America, being in jail is expensive. Inmates are also used a labor by the facility and rented out.
     
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    Bad Storm no thought, head empty

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    Ah, I see. I'm not aware of that.
     
  19. Gandire Alea

    Gandire Alea [Wicked Awesome Translator]

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    Now you know~
     
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    Bad Storm no thought, head empty

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    Wish I could unknow it.