Discussion Coffee experts summoning jutsu, haa

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  1. Kaizoku_kc

    Kaizoku_kc Well-Known Member

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    apparently there is a coffee tree in my house so, i thought why dont i make come coffee for myself from coffee beans. from my research i learned that there are multiple steps like
    striping the seeds of their cover
    naked water bath (optional)
    naked sun bath
    shedding them again
    roast them
    now my question is how long should each steps be followed to make me some fine coffee?
     
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    Zaart Deer Master Race

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    Mfw coffee tree doesn t make instant coffee
     
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    LaDyViL New Member Staff Member

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    I am jealous. Mine has been cut down for about 10 years...
     
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    If there were coffee ninjas, I wished there were also cake ninjas for cake juutsu ah
    *summons @Diabeetus *
     
  6. Kaizoku_kc

    Kaizoku_kc Well-Known Member

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    mwahahahaha, first batch is now almost ready to have a nice sun bath
     
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  7. akki

    akki [Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant]

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    That's completely beyond me~ I'm an expert in drinking coffee \o/
     
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  10. Kaizoku_kc

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    oh man, you must be seriously sleep deprived
     
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    I just heard coffee and I summoned you...
     
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    Aiiee ▪ Akki's Fan ▪(´⊃ᴗ⊂`)▪ Sneaky ▪

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    Ahhh. I remember when my neighborhood used to seem like one huge coffee plantation. Every once in a while there will be coffee beans drying on people's front yards. Sigh...
     
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    damn, looks like it will take at least 10 days for me to taste it
     
  14. akki

    akki [Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant]

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    I am usually sleep deprived but that's totally unrelated to coffee~

    Lol~ fair enough haha
     
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    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    But the smell of caffeine wafting in the air will be well worth the wait.
     
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    Digix Owl-sama Follower

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    err a week if it is just one tree its up to you though as I dunno if you wanna hand mill and thresh the beans, if you are ok with waiting just to have a cup of coffee and putting hard-work into it, it may turn out well.
     
  17. akki

    akki [Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant]

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    Damn that would be so good. Though it would make the wait more torturous lol~
     
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    1. Pull out beans (Poor people use their hands)
    2. Dry said beans in whatever way (Poor people use the sun)
    3. Roast the beans with whatever you want (Poor people use, wait nvm, they skip this step)
    4. Use old school hand grind to make coffee. (Poor people use their teeth to grind their beans)

    Though if you are lazy you could check out cold coffee that makes you skip step 4, however it does contain more caffeine then a Red Bull.
     
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    Damn riajuu!!! Just explode already!
     
  20. LaDyViL

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    Grr...fine. I'll just stay here. With my home-grown oyster mushrooms.