Alright, let me tell you my glorious adventure on my path to seek the meaning of life and the truth of the world... I have finished reading many xianxia novels, carefully studied the meanings behind each word and mantra. I have journeyed far and wide, exploring the culture and origins of China and their lore...after years, I have finally comprehended the Dao; or that is what I think I have done. I feel this soaking radiance invading my body, as if I excreted large amounts of crap with the help of fruits through my entire body. My mind feels more clear, as if I can now finally see the truth of the world, and it has been unveiled... But you see, I have decided to share all this information with you all, hoping that this knowledge will guide you on your path of Dao. It isn't simply levitating in mid-air while sitting in a lotus position, it's more than that...and I hope you achieve and comprehend even further than I do. However, the journey is unending and never compassionate, so good luck. TL;DR: I probably have a brain tumor or problems with my intestines; or both, I actually think I might die soon.
To be truthful, 90% of people who practise the Dao seem to die very quickly within their lives :/ (Or at least they have MUCH higher death rates than we do without cultivation ruling everything...)
More like you took some magic shrooms. And soiled your pants while hallucinating. And then you jacked off which lead to feeling of release. Not a brain tumor or intestinal problem.
I get the very same feeling when i watch porn...especially the soaking radiance part and what comes after
Considering he's comprehending Dao while excreted large amounts of crap, you can guess what kind of Dao he comprehended
As it was said, The dao that can be described is not the dao. This is not the dao you are looking for. Move along...