Concrete anecdotal evidence proving the evil of canned soda

Just then, I took a can of Bundaberg sparkling drink, and carefully opened it, as I remembered a friend opened one a few days ago and apparently the can was shaken so much the moment the seal was released foam poured out of it. I carefully pop the seal, nothing happens. Slightly relieved, a step away from the sink towards the rubbish bin, ready to deposit the cap, when, just as I pulled off half the cap, a violent jet of foam erupted out, leaving a trail of sweet liquid a metre in length. The sound was loud, the spray was violent, and it took me a few seconds to react. I walk towards the sink, but as I was facing that way when I opened the lid, the floor was wet and sticky with soft drink. The violent jet of liquid stopped. I’m licking the floor now.

Jk (about last sentence)

 

...is this copy/pasted/slightly edited from a porn novel?

 

Hot.

 

I typed it while eating, then stupidly tried to write in synonyms for soft drink every time. And also, it was spraying pretty heavily

 

This is mildly interesting (disturbing)

 

Put it in the fridge for 10 minutes. Once it cools it won’t foam out

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equilibrium_chemistry

When you open a can or soft drink in general you are changing the equilibrium of the fluid by changing the outside pressure on the fluid in the bottle, thus the fluid attempts to regain equilibrium by releasing the dissolved CO2 gas. Its just basic chemistry

 

Yes, those are nice infos to know. However, I never knew that the drink will foam in the first place!

 

That... was great!

 

The floor does taste very good, but you shouldn't do that unless with a partner that you trust not to take a video of such an act and releasing it in facebook or youtube.

 

Sounds like you’re speaking from experience?

 

Bruh... you should be a H novelist. I guarantee you will score a 5 star!

 

Reminds me of this for some reason.

 

That astronomy one was just too funny.....both with uranus and ur an*s.

 

Ai-chan does everything at least once in her life.

 

That’s smart! At least you won’t later regret not trying something..

 

I'm proud to say I've licked my way through at least 2/3rds of this list, and am actively working on the other third. Just you wait, Ebola, I will find out how you taste....

 

These days I’ve been binging the monogatari series so right now I feel like Shaft studio animation would go so well with your little story