Coronavirus Jokes thread

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  1. Twilight Fox

    Twilight Fox 【Foxy】【Ayayayay!】

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    Since we are all hearing about this Coronavirus thing that's going around, why don't we all take a moment to laugh in the face of death? Here, I'll go first.

    Guess what 2 countries don't have the coronavirus?

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    I'm moving to Greenland, anyone coming with?
     
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    Osamaru 『Shem's Best Pal ✧ Lexi's Ani ✧ Hamster's Keeper』

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    |_+) take me with you.
     
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  3. Twilight Fox

    Twilight Fox 【Foxy】【Ayayayay!】

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    Fine, but I'm building a Snowcastle and you can't stop me
     
    Twilight Fox, Mar 14, 2020
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    Osamaru 『Shem's Best Pal ✧ Lexi's Ani ✧ Hamster's Keeper』

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    XD
     
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    zhainan2157 『Villager No.2157』『Kawaii Connoisseur』

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    Did you know that drinking corona beer will cure your if you have corona virus?

    Because two shitty things will cancel each other out.
     
    zhainan2157, Mar 14, 2020
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    Amaruna Myu ugly squid dokja (●´∀｀●)

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    all I know is that the virus spreads in cold places
    and that Iceland is green and Greenland is ice.
    so why doesn't Greenland have?
     
    Amaruna Myu, Mar 14, 2020
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    ExcitableFoci Well-Known Member

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    ExcitableFoci, Mar 14, 2020
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  8. Twilight Fox

    Twilight Fox 【Foxy】【Ayayayay!】

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    Because Greenland
     
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    April 1st would be lit this year.
     
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    kuroAnsatsu Realistically Stoic

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  11. Twilight Fox

    Twilight Fox 【Foxy】【Ayayayay!】

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    I imagine someone is gonna do a Coronavirus prank video. Something like "CORONAVIRUS SNEEZING ON PEOPLE PRANK GONE WRONG! BLOOD WARNING!". They always do that.
     
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    Twilight Fox 【Foxy】【Ayayayay!】

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    Almaa The Fool

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    I do like good dark humor.
     
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    Twilight Fox 【Foxy】【Ayayayay!】

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    Someone is excited
     
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    Sadly my jokes are like corona... it's not funny.
     
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  18. Twilight Fox

    Twilight Fox 【Foxy】【Ayayayay!】

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    Wait...Is coronavirus transmitted by Canines? I don't think it is. Although, surface contact might do it. And maybe since a dog is a mammal but not a human, they can get it and be carriers for it maybe? IDK. Let's not jump to conclusions. Here, have a meme

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    Twilight Fox 【Foxy】【Ayayayay!】

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    Already used m8
     
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    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    I swear, playing Plague Inc, that's always the country that caused me to fail to wipe out humanity.
     
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