Corrupt a Wish

Granted, paywall.

I wish for good health.

 

Granted, good health but shorter life span.

I wish for the ability to make the impossibles, possible~

 

granted, but everything that's impossible can only happen once, because after that its possible

i wish i could fly

 

Granted but only with the power of farts

I wish I couldn't get drunk

 

Granted, but you'll be paralyzed instead.

I wish for gold coins at the end of the rainbow to exist.

 

Granted, but you'll never see rainbows ever again

I wish nyan cat was real

 

Granted but you'll never had the chance to see nor hear it for yourself~

I wish to get everything I want and need for free in stores, markets and the like. . .

 

Granted, but they'll be really cheap products so you'll have to watch for your health.

I wish for no work.

 

Granted, the dead cant do work!

I wish for a modular key organizer, EDC Multi-tool custom device~

 

Granted, but it has a built in tracking device.

I wish for a nice shade to sleep in (during hot weathers).

 

granted, you are now trapped in immeasurable darkness where sound is nonexistant and only you exist. You die there.

i wish for nuffies

 

Granted, you can convert it from real money.

I wish to rule the world.

 

granted, you will be the ruler of a primitive, post apocalyptic world

I wish it was dark 24/7

 

Granted, but now you've become black as coal and your eyes mutated and refraction of light has turned everything you see into almost complete darkness

I wish the days had more hours in them

 

Granted but you only have 5 minutes for your free time~

I wish for power, immortality and wisdom . . .

 

Granted but you have turned into stone, becoming stronger than humans and wisdom comes in the form of wise words imprinted beneath you.

I wish for the next guy being unable to corrupt my wish.

 

Granted, but I'm a girl so I'll corrupt your wish huehuehue

I wish my wishes came true

 

Granted, only a when you wish for someone's death that the wishes can be came true.


I wish i can be a lazy person.

 

Granted, you are forgotten, because you are too lazy to post on NUF
I wish Rae Wished for some cookies.

 

Granted, but i was granted a cake, not a cookie...


I wish Lee to be a Butler.