Corrupt a Wish

Granted but they only sell it to you, does it suit your taste?

I wish to never experience a traffic~

 

Granted, you'll never experience traffic because... everyone will use autonomous flying cars and only you will still use an old fashioned car

I wish for a chocolate rain

 

Granted, sadly the chocolate is DARK chocolate and is 100% bitter

I wish for a fluffy Kirby pokemon

 

Isn't there one already? Jigglypuff? Or do you mean that suction/transformation power? Ditto maybe? Since it can transform into something fluffy Oh, but fluffy doesn't have to be furry, so Ditto can be considered 'fluffy

I wish for nothing?

 

Granted, you're suddenly hit by a brick that has a nothing label on it~

I wish for my dream collection of glasses!!

 

granted, only to have it shatter all around you, so be careful of broken glass when walking around

i wish for more creativity

 

Granted but your brain cant take the load damaging it in the process~

I wish to never have the need to defecate!!

 

Granted, the waste products are stored in your body and eventually you have to vomit them out.

I wish to obtain the power of regeneration

 

Granted, but at the cost of your intelligence~

I wish to Reload time whenever I wanted to!

 

granted, but the save destination always stays the same

i wish to travel around the world

 

Granted, but you won't even be able to go back to your homeland and have a family.

I wish to sleep instead of going to class and work.

 

Granted but your house was set on fire~

I wish for collection and sets of gaming items. . .

 

Granted but you can’t see them or feel them.


I wish for a corrupted wish

 

Granted,
I wish for a tasty potato

 

Granted, but I already ate it

I wish I could squeeze myself through little spaces

 

Granted, you've turned into a baby

I wish food looked more like delicious anime food

 

Granted but you lost your tongue and cant eat by normal means anymore~

I wish for the ability to change reality!

 

Granted, but your mind is trapped in an illusion

I wish no one steals my cheese

 

Granted but you didnt have the opportunity to eat it before expiring~

I wish that when I will it, anything could happen!

 

Granted, but you suddenly got split personalities with conflicting wills and you'll fight with yourself for eternity

I wish Christmas was here