Corrupt a Wish

Granted ~
You had good health but you got involved in a fatal accident. You died.

I wish for an island

 

granted, but it only surfaces once in a century, otherwise sunk beneath the seas

i wish wealth distribution are fair in the world

 

Granted but all the commodities are in control of one global corporation which will only sell to a chosen few. Even though a commoner has wealth he is charged more for products and his wealth diminishes quickly.
I wish I could see what is like to be a ninja

 

Granted~
You are transported some place where ninjas exist. However, there, ninjas are considered to be disposable existences with the duty of doing life risking jobs that no one wants to take.

I wish for a problem-free life

 

Granted, but you end up dying since life itself is a problem
I wish for a golden potato

 

granted, but its actually a rotten potato painted in poisonous gold color paint

i wish for a risk free, honest and straightforward, not twisted, scheming, overly technical or the likes that twist or corrupt your wish genie to wish from

 

Granted but that genie only appears in your imagination
I wish for earth to return back to the prehistoric ages

 

granted, but then a meteor strike killing all living things.

i wish that dolphins can fly

 

Granted but they conquer the human race

I wish for uhhhh a wish

 

granted, but its actually a thought eating monster in disguise killing people in their sleep

i wish plants could talk

 

Granted but they talk to everyone but you

I wish for a flying......flying penguin

 

granted, but they are free spirits, never returning to a place a second time, so you never see it again.

i wish guns had a built-in function that explode in the user's hand every time used for improper reasons

 

Granted but since a gun can't judge what is right or wrong it simply explodes whenever someone pulls the trigger

I wish for a pie

 

granted, but it taste utterly horrible, you feel like cutting off your own tongue

i wish wishes are un-corrupt-able

 

........errr granted but the make-a-wish system encounted a error while trying to grant that wish which caused it to crash, reboot and update causing that wish to be forgotten by the system
I wish that people will have non complicated, simple and interesting wishes.

 

Granted, but you'll be unable to grant them nonetheless.

I wish LOT stopped being edgy.

 

granted, but then the system suddenly glitched, the reboot from before wasn't perfect, making the system always interprets simple as 'complex' and interesting as 'giving as much suffering to the wisher as possible'

Granted, but LOT seems kinda different after that, the old LOT was actually replaced by an impostor!!!

i wish that the moon wasn't sphere shaped, instead pyramid shaped

 

Granted, and now the Illuminati owns yo ass... not that they don't already but making things public can have a difference... and so the world was enveloped and ruled in a dystopian environment under the magnanimous rule of the illurmeanateeee~

I wish for a mossberg 500.

 

granted, but every shot released, kills somebody you hold dear automatically

i wish Illuminati was exposed and bankrupted by a virtuous hacker/thief team..

 

Granted but money is no longer relevant then and being exposed is no longer a problem and the hackers die by freak accidents/

I wish for another gaming trend to replace battle royales~